Zovaal Question

I’m just wondering one thing - why is he naked when we first meet him?

Did we catch him ERPing?

I feel like his barefoot nudity robs him of the gravitas he was meant to have.

Like, imagine Arthas shows up in Northrend to taunt you, and he’s wearing nothing but Boxer-Briefs with a heart print pattern on them.

That’s not intimidating. That’s silly.

That’s Zovaal.

Why’s he naked? Anyone know? Can we retcon him some clothes in so new players don’t feel like they’re trapped in some creepy dude’s bachelor pad?

At least put some Nikes on him so he looks like he’s been working out or something.

Right now, he looks like if Deebo just got out of the shower and he needs your bike.

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i was naked when i first met him, so it seems pretty normal to me

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Serious Answer: Because he was stripped of his power by a coalition led by the Primus.

Not Serious Answer: He didn’t think the Henry Rollins look was considered to be overdressed for the Goldshire Inn on Moonguard.

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Because he was stripped of his power and chained with the runes of Domination by the Primus.

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The Primus, in all his power and glory, could have tossed the guy a t-shirt.

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Also…

HE’S A LIAR!

Stripped of his track suit.

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I want to know who he goes to for his pedicure. No toe fungus at all. Immaculate.

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Quintin Tarantino, actually. It’s a passion project of his.

This is an actual image of him preparing Zovaal’s foot to be pedicured.

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It’s edgy and cool :sunglasses:

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Because he’s male. It’s still okay to objectify men to service the female gaze.

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You and I have a very different definition of naked

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So was Eddie Vedder and we all know how he turned out!

I dont think Your definition of naked means what you think.

Dude was a prisoner though, not at a country club

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If I can see your toes and your nipples at the same time; you’re naked. The only way to get more naked is to obliterate the game’s rating. Granted, he’s barely naked. He’s so close to not being naked that shoes would have made all the difference. Or a t-shirt. But with a shirt and no shoes, he’d look like he was on vacation.

I know it does.

So he should be wearing an orange jump suit, or at least old tyme black & white stripes.

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He’s not naked. He has a pair of pants on, and what looks like confinement purposed chains. He was a prisoner in the maw, banished there. He looks like a prisoner.

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The Maw is like stupid hot. It’s been on fire for 9 bazillion years. Plus, it’s always casual Friday in the Slands

My best friend is a Federal Inmate, and his nipples have never been exposed to the public, nor has he ever been forced to go barefoot.

No chains, either, unless guards are transporting him.

Well, I have news for you, him being nearly naked does nothing for me. He’s ugly, has a weird stupid voice and I hate him.

That’d be pretty distracting, not to mention cold. Could be sexy depending if we’re talking about bishounen Arthas from Uther’s cinematic or terrifying if we’re talking about demonic creeper looking Arthas.

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