Zooval the Strongest Being?

You expect me to believe that after being defeated by the Archon who was one shotted by Anduin, the Winter Queen that barely does anything, Denathrius who was defeated by the player character and the Primus who was chained up by the Jailer himself, was somehow behind everything in WarCraft.

This sounds too silly for me. If anything, they didnt really need our help, they could’ve stopped him again had the Primus taken The Archon and the Winter Queen when he went to investigate his schemes.

Theory about the Primus being the true enemy sounds way better than Zooval being the actual enemy. What a joke character he is.

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In my opinion they hung too much on the Jailer. He didn’t need to be responsible for everything in wow.

And then after he was made the big bad guy, we find out he’s just some random malfunctioning android. Which devalues him even further

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Lots of people don’t really need my help but it’s nice to have help :slight_smile:

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Jesus Christ I laughed out loud

Adjusts glasses

Ackshually the strongest being in the wow universe is Azeroth. She survived being cleaved in half, couple of sunderings, and remained uncorrupted even when 4 Old Gods did their best for so many years until they got quarantined.

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No yeah, Azeroth will most likely end up being the strongest being in the Warcraft universe.

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Nah my brother could take him.

Ya its just lazy writing.

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Obviously The Primus(Dave) tried to stop Zov(h)aal 9000 but it decided the mission was more important than keeping the crew(life as we know it) alive.

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Isn’t the implication that all the eternal ones are androids given sparks of life? Pretty sure that was confirmed by the fact that their prototypes are bosses in the Sepulcher.

Only Danuser believes this, noone else does.

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I like this spelling better than the correct one. It has the appropriate level of goofiness.

It is

And it devalues all the eternal ones and other powerful beings like them

We have people speculating that Elune, a goddess worshipped by night elves for millennia, is most likely just a robot (since she’s the winter queen’s sister)

Their god is a robot… the notion alone devalues elune so much and ruins her mystery and prestige in my opinion.

I really hate this whole robot angle. It’s stupid and takes every mystery of magic, death, and the unexplained, chalks it all up to “yep, robots bro”

Ugh :expressionless: idk how the writers read this story and went “Yeah that looks good let’s go with that”

I just… why??

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The punching bag turnip is the strongest in wow universe

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Is it better or worse than the “dead mother trope”? That is the real question.

I’d say it’s worse. Dead mother is lazy, but it doesn’t dismiss and neglect decades of storytelling before it.

Disclaimer: I read your whole post and generally agree. But I have to say…

… looking at your toon’s race, this made me chuckle.

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Yeah… there’s definitely some irony there :joy:

I honestly play mechagnome because their hairstyles are better than regular gnomes. Plus you get to wear goggles with every helmet :goggles:

At the end of the next expansion Azeroth dies and Sylvanas becomes the new Azeroth. You heard it here first.

I will rage quit so hard. We dont need the characters we got in this expansion other than Baine for character progression. The rest of them have to be new or returning ones we loved like Wrathion if it’s the Dragon Isles.