Zombie invasion pep talk

zawmbies! :woman_zombie:

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If I could get ashbringer to drop before pre patch, there wouldnt be a scourge invasion :smirk:

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Edited because I went and read the ptr posts. It seems this gonna be good :smiley:

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Give the mortals nothing! But take from them everything! No flight paths, no innkeepers, no quest givers, no towers, no auction houses, no banks, NO ESCAPE!!

BRAIIIIIINNNSSSSS
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:brain: :brain: :brain: :brain: :brain:

Orgrimmar gonna be like:

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Good morning my Zombie Apocalypse friends! Hope you all slept well
 while you still can muahahahaaaa!

As someone who plans on surviving the apocalypse and RP’ing themes from The Walking Dead, if my group’s Survivor settlement is discovered and overrun by zombies and I get trapped with no way to escape, I’m just going to pop open a bottle of Volatile Rum and go full Merle Dixon. :joy_cat:

Aside from that, I thought of a really fun RP event idea. Even though most of you aren’t on RP servers, if anyone on your server has the quest turn-in that triggers Stitches in Duskwood, you should organize a herd of zombies to go meet him and invade Darkshire with him. Imagine seeing Stitches lumbering towards the town with a few dozen zombies walking by his side, destroying everything in their path. OMG :rofl:

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my fellow zombies as you can see from many post in here the mortals are wise to us and our ways! so we must adapt accordingly so be sure to pre scout any potential strongholds
and set a few traps :zombie: /salute

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Give it up! This is Fake News! There isn’t a Zombie Plague. There’s no invasion pending. Look outside, it’s a wonderful day. Nobody’s getting sick and I’m Not, not, not, not, 
 ummm
NOT wearing a mask to enter Silvermoon.

PPhhhBbbbt!!!

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Feeling funny this morning. I could really go for some spam spam spam BRAINS 
 spam spam BRAINS 
 spam spam BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS

and MAYBE


 a little egg on the side.
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#Ghoul nation
peace love and bains

Funny, I was excited to play Wrath again, then I saw the Zombie event. Hated it the first time. Thoroughly hated it in SL pre-patch when some idiot from GD followed me into Chromie time and spent the week destroying Halfhill because I said I was against the event. Figures I would just skip that week and let the PvP kiddies have their kicks trolling other players and come back to a fresh server and start over again.

Then I found out there are NO fresh PvE servers.

Most of the things I was excited about Wrath are gone and not going to be added. Its like they are making the game for people that are the exact opposite of me.

If I want to play a classic game, I guess I will just spend time in P99 and leave Wrath Classic to the PvP kids

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What happens in zombie invasion stays in zombie invasion.

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There are more zombies in p99 than wrath prepatch.

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Very few PvP on P99. I dont play Red and I dont turn in to the POD.

M history started with EQ when it started. Only fools PvP’d there

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Hmm
Well, interesting. In a thread where people were talking nonsense about the Zombie Invasion, this pops in and attempts to brood disharmony by saying how bad EVERYTHING is. People are even ending sentences with prepositions.
Well TOO BAD, my brains were munched earlier in this thread. So THERE!
It’s part of the event. People will try to avoid the plague, and others will see whom they can infect. Of course, there will be some who don’t even follow the news and will be clueless casualties rather quickly .
Reminds me of getting the “Stood in the Fire achievement” back in the day. One ingenious player got the achievement by standing on the bitter edge of the fire and posted the event on the “Picture of the Day”.
Point is, simply look for ways to make the game exceptional. There is not need to rain on someone else’s parade. Not that we don’t want you to speak your mind, please do. Just don’t be so hard on people are trying to make the most of it.
Speaking of which

Just WHY are YOU here? You’re already infected, aren’t you? You can in here just to spread your contagion. FILTHY DEATH KNIGHT. <throws mud*>
*Yeah, mud.

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Do you hate ghouls? Did a ghoul violate your personal space? Did a ghoul just eat the sandwich in the fridge that had your name on it?

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Oh yeah. If you bubble while infected, you immediately become a zombie.

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This is going to be way more disruptive than we can imagine right now. There were no megaservers back then

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Can we reinstate the ZG blood plaugue durring this as well?

Lets make all hell break loose.

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I really hate having to repeat this, there is NO PLAGUE. Look around. Nobody is sick. Nobody is even mildly feverish. There is simply no justification for all of this hype.
No Plague, No Isolation, No “Having to Show my Helmet” just to enter town.
You all are going to look rather foolish after a couple of weeks when you’re all hiding in the hills and the rest of Azeroth is continues as it always has.
All this gloom of a oncoming plague is sickening.

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