It’s a plague. Everywhere I turn, I see zandalari trolls towering above everything with their fancy gold armor and tusks and dinosaurs. Dungeons are dived by them in great numbers. Battlegrounds are Zandalari vs Alliance. Three-fingered gloves and gauntlets have experienced a massive rise in demand.
Did Zandalar join the Horde, or is it the other way around?
Welcome to the Zandalari Empire! I hope you don’t have ptsd from seeing us
The Horde has never felt more alive!
The Horde has outlived its usefulness.
It is now the Blood Elf, Zandalari Coalition.
I also have my suspicions on what has been done with the diverse races that seem to be lacking in number…
I hope they haven’t all been put into some kind of giant voodoo-juicer, who knows what the crazy trolls are capable of!
What did you expect? Zandalari is the best race ever made playable.
But they only have 3 fingers and 3 toes per hand/foot! They have tusks that grow from their mouths which would be clumsy to eat/talk/kiss with. They’re so tall they get stuck in doorways…
Compare this to goblins, say, who are compact but less clumsy and more nimble.
It really is amazing how many Zandlari are running around.
Yeah, I’m one of them, but still.
ZANDALAR FOREVA!
Clumsy? Far from it.
Also just look at me. Glorious.
Talanji did consider her position in the Horde as being on equal footing with Sylvanas. This is probably why.
Good sir, your tusks alone look like they’d be annoying to deal with. It looks like you can’t even wear a helmet because of them! Not to mention with 3 fingers, how would you be able to do sign language properly? Drawing a bowstring with them would also be a nightmare.
The ladies love large tusks. They see them and clearly know we are handsome devils.
We do sign language in our language which only requires three fingers. It’s actually strange other races don’t have three fingers and toes. You’re all evolving into centipedes… yuck.
My tusks are so majestic I put gold rings on them.
Sign language? Not needed.
But with such big tusks, how would troll couples kiss? I imagine it would be a bit difficult. Although it is interesting the zandalari have made their own sign language it would be quite limited with only 3 fingers. I almost forgot… shoes! You can’t wear shoes, you trolls must have blisters and callouses galore.
Which is funny/ironic if you think how much Elves and Trolls hated each other 15 years ago lol
I for one welcome our new Zandalari overlords. Or I would if I played Horde.
*said against the backdrop of Horridon thrashing around and tail swiping random Goblins…
The Zandalari don’t need shoes. We need to let these bad boys out so everyone can see our glorious feet! Shoes are just feet gloves. They are awkward and itchy.
Zandalari kissing is a very secretive and intimate process we don’t share with foreigners. Just know the females are very aggressive and many males don’t survive the process.
But without shoes you are exposed to tetanus, foot fungus, worms and other disease!
I also wonder about why zandalari wear so much gold as armor. Isn’t gold a soft metal, and heavy too? Why not don some strong steel or iron instead?
Hopefully this shrinks the Belf population. Rather see Zandalari everywhere than BE.