Where on Azeroth do you take them?
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I take them right to molten core and threaten to push them in if they don’t fork over all of their gold. Mwahaha!
Oh wait is this a first date? That would change things.
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silvermoon probably… its the first beautifull place that comes to my mind
I pack a picnic filled with roasted lamb, fried chicken, fruits and 3 kinds of wine and we go out to a lovely spot somewhere in Boralus or maybe Half Hill farm or maybe a spot next to where Val(I forgot the rest of his name) the dwarf that tells his story, and we all have a nice snack and just talk and admire the view.
I also bring a deck of cards in case someone wants to play a game.
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To the toilets. Some guy just said that he is going to find and list all the toilets in the World of Azeroth.
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/wow/t/how-many-toilets-are-in-the-game/1553307/24
My date is dead. I need a new one.
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this atop a nice cliff by gilneas overlooking the ocean. i hold the umbrella for us as we listen to the rain 
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I would take her to Teldrassil since it was the most lesbian place in Azeroth, but that B Sylvanas burned it down. 
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I have a date? Since when?
Who set me up?
Who said “Yeah, I’ll go in a date with him.”
Halfhill.
Only the freshest produce.
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Goldshire
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Booty Bay. A wild and rowdy bar, tasty drinks, the gulls, the sea, sunsets, might take a stroll down the road with em. : D Perfect for a loud and fun start, then mellow and sweet.
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Most people don’t expect to be pushed in the shins, so this is a good tactic.
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That big pit full of roaches, feces and rotting dinosaur entrails at the saurok village on Isle of Thunder
First we eat at McDonalds (Thunder Bluff).
Then we go to the state fair (Orgrimmar) and see all the barnyard animals on display.
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i take them to maybe burning steppes.
I’d prepare a picnic basket and take my date to one of those floating islands in old school Nagrand.
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Caverns of time: “Let’s save some time and see if this is going anywhere… I can just ask if you’re the person I end up with. I’m exalted with these guys 3x over, they owe me one.”
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That would be fun but I also think it smells kind of bad so you’d probably want to go a bit up from there for the rest of the date.
I’ll let you know when I get a date. Everyone either runs from us Vulpera (except for that one Orc), or they act creepy around us (kind of like that one Orc).
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