Your WoW account gets deleted unless

Unless u kiss the jailer right on top of his shiny, bald head. Do u do it?

That guys is dead no ?

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I don’t care for threats.

If there were no threat involved I’d lick peanut butter off his head for sticks and giggles.

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He comes back to life just for this

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I already have. Both of them.

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I mean, I weirdly lick his head and traumatize him for life… but that has nothing to do with the threat, I do what I want…

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I imagine it’s like licking a battery.

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Yes… licks Zovaal the Jailer till he’s Zovaal the Wailer

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Idk I feel this thought experiment is more interesting if he’s dead

Am I allowed to slap the Jailer’s bald head after kissing it?

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If I lost my hair, you may be offered ONE LICK.

As an owl.

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No but you may waggle your butt on it per Draenic Eredar customs.

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Yes, and you dont need to threaten me

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His nips were borderline obscene

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But that’s what makes it fun, for me…

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Are you trying to ask if u can kiss those instead of his head to keep ur account? :thinking:

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Free the :sparkling_heart: :star2: !

We used them as landing pads one night.

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no mouth kiss only.

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No.