Do you have your Valentine’s Day Orc partner?
I hope you reserved one a head of time because as of right now we are all booked up.
Remember Orcs lovers are best lovers.
/Flex♥️
Happy Valentine’s Day all.
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I made an open reservation with Peddlefeet in Orgrimmar, with no preference. I am lowkey hoping for Lovefool. I think his schedule is packed today, though.
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I saw the title and came in here fully expecting him to have made this thread.
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/Points to his schedule on the wall which is mostly barren with the only exception being gym time and work in the afternoon
Lovefool hears you but he is at the gym currently.
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I’m told ladies love an Orc in uniform.
I like how you operate.
To wit my dismay, I have no Orc lover to share this evening with. I had heeded the news that “Orc lover is best lover” and proceeded my journey to Orgrimmar, to where I was meet with swift scoldings and newspaper beatings. T’was most disheartening.
Alas, perhaps next year my endeavor my end in romance. 
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/sadface
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Perhaps you shouldn’t lick random orcs in alleys, Lyra! You’re supposed to talk to them.
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Fixed that for you.
Checks contract to verify he has earned another slice of cheesecake
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All booked out here I’m afraid. No Orcs in sight.
(Might be that Horde are a rare sight in WM here).
Dammit, am I too late to book one?
Within the next few days I’ll have my own Mag’har orcs for others to book! XD
Will you be my Valentines Day Orc lover?
Nothing is wrong with a good tauren.
Nope.
Nothing at all!
I like you already! Taurens are cool.
Okay put me down for 7. What you heard was put me down for 7pm. But what I actually meant was put me down for 7 orcs! >.>
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I have been noticed! Woo! I’m taking you out to lunch. I hear orcs are especially fond of bacon…
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You mean Pre Candy Sale Day
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