Congratulations you are now the warchief of The Horde.
What is your first command?
Congratulations you are now the warchief of The Horde.
What is your first command?
No Pants Fridays.
We should ally with every other race so we can play as anything
Tuesdays are taco days; I shall brook no disagreement to this most holiest decree. Soft or hardshell, it matters not, so long as thee fill it with meat, cheese, and assorted vegetables.
I decree that anyone who does not transmog their gear shall be executed.
Can’t top that, so I won’t even try.
I second No Pants Fridays.
Join with the Alliance as the United Nations of Azeroth and stop with the whole Warchief nonsense that serves no purpose other than facilitating the rise of tyrants.
Kill kill kill kill kill kil
End the faction conflict. Almost immediately.
Put a kill on site order on all paladins no matter their faction.
Find me the finest undertaker on Azeroth and build me a statue of me.
Because as Warchief I have the life expectancy of a single xpac.
Burn Teldrassil!
S*** not much left but I guess round 2.
Start building a portal to Blizzard HQ
Kill all the brown orcs.
Change the Horde war song to “ding dong the witch is dead”.
I make the Stonemaul Clan officially full members of the Horde to make Ogres as a playable Horde race. With a huge party and feast to go with it.
All must Die. The Horde. The Alliance. All will rise. All will serve.
Now we march on ICC and I get my rightful crown! Shoulda had this back in wrath of the lich king goddammit!
Brewfest year longoutside Orgrimmar
Hmm… I’d probably be dead before I can give any order, considering I’m a Darkspear Troll. Like how Vol’jin was killed without even doing anything.