Let’s hear it. Also, how would you make it happen/make it work?
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When Varian was split into two identical bodies that represent his anger verses his morals, I began to laugh.
Then I happened upon some of VarianxVarian pictures and fan fiction that was shockingly wholesome, I was convinced, this is a rock solid crack ship.
This crack ship is dead, just like Anduin’s dad.
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LOL holy crap, crack ship thread is starting off with a bang
Here I thought we’d start off lukewarm with Illidan and Maiev but nope
(Also, I’m somehow not surprised at all to hear that Varian/Varian fanfics existed. The Internet be internetting.)
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What happened to the AI images thread? Think it got nuked when I forgot to make sure the beef was certified as tauren free… LOL
Velen shaves his beard reveals he’s a really really really ridiculously good looking foxy grandpa and he and Khadgar hit it off.
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Oh hell no.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
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Maiev/Shandris is pretty cracktastic considering Shandris’ mom hates Maiev but ooo it’d be goood.
Liadrin and Valeera is another one that kicks butt. Liadrin all dutiful and lightbound falling into dangerous Valeera’s bed after officiating a wedding.
Also Alleria and Alexstrasza. Wouldn’t be hard to conjure up a scenario where she goes to see the life-binder to learn something about how to control her powers. Anyway that was three but i had to femslash things up in here as per usual.
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When I originally saw this thread, I couldn’t think of one because all my ships have justification, I swear.
But then I was running a fresh character through the Azj-Kahet part of the campaign, and, you know I might be a Katy Stampwhistle/Meerah shipper. They were aggressively adorable, with Katy being protective and Meerah literally going ‘You’re so brave!’ 
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Sylvanduin. It happened in the Maw. They rode motorcycles together and stuff.
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“Your daughter also calls me Mommy.” as Maiev and Tyrande go full-blown Jerry Springer on each other while Malfurion tries to awkwardly tell Shandris he supports her choices, but what on Azeroth was she thinking?
Jarrod wants no smoke and has fled to the far side of Azeroth to get as far from this nonsense as he possibly can.
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Man, I wanted to not like this post because I genuinely saw some folks on social media treat this as a real and not crack ship. Anduin is a grown adult but the age difference alone and Sylvanas essentially torturing him is woof
But the image of them riding into the Maw together on a motorcycle brings it full circle back to a hilarious crack ship. Cue some overly sappy 90s music as they ride off to the movie credits and it’s golden. Christie Golden.
Velen is secretly a foxy space grandpa, confirmed.
Also, would he make his beau a fancy hologram wheelchair out of kreestals?
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The only ship I sailed was Jania x Thrall.
It was sunk on the shore of the Cataclysm, on the reefs of Aggra. I continue to mourn its loss.
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Thrall managed to organize the death of Jaina’s dad and she still was down.
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To her credit, her dad was kind of terrible and she wasn’t all that close with him by that point. She was more horrified at Arthas culling the innocent yet doomed strangers of Stratholme.
It’s fun when you consider that this is now a crack ship in spite years of us wanting it to be real.
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Jaina… and Geya’rah.
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NOW WE’RE TALKING!! Cheering yelling hollering hooting.
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Callia and Lillian?
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I feel like you can’t really call what happens in WoW “relationships.” They seem like domestic partnerships at best.
Just because WoW fades to black for obvious reasons doesn’t mean we can’t imagine relationships between the characters.
Sarsi and her wife are written far different by me than what Blizzard would write were they canon lore characters. Part of it has to be implied by us because romance is not something Blizzard is interested in exploring in depth which is valid and also understandable on a corporate level.
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tbf, up until Battle for Azeroth, Jania’s dad was just a racist old codger that couldn’t accept the world had changed.
After Battle for Azeroth, he was 110% vindicated but that’s more Blizzard not actually comprehending what they write, just vomiting out ideas that people seemed to enjoy.
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