So, as I was out doing my murder-hobo shift today trying to get the keepsake - which I did! - I had a little time to clean out my bags. I had two bags devoted to RP gear - just clothes. I looked at my bank… bags of clothes. Mind you, it’s not armor like a respectable warrior… it’s dresses. Kina’s little secret is that she likes to be a girly girl sometimes and wear nice dresses.
Blizz could help me out, and make it so that if your character can equip it, it would save the appearance. But that’s another subject.
Anyway, what’s your character’s little secret.
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Bandalur isn’t his actual name.
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It’s only a secret ICly considering how much it’s memed about OOCly.
But yes, Za’tiya has a little celebrity crush on Anduin Wrynn. (She is only one or two years older than him.) She managed to keep her composure when she met him at Saurfang’s funeral, and that little interaction was a small highlight of a terrible year.
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Gen’s got a few.
He’s secretly very jealous of Druids, especially Troll Druids, whose objects of worship are physically present and active in their peoples’ lives, compared to the Ancestor Spirits of the Orcs and Tauren and the Elemental Spirits of Shamans, and quietly mourns the fact that he’ll never have a higher power literally within touching distance that actually cares about him.
The second, and less sad, Guilty Secret is that Gen is a closet house-husband and takes his role as the party’s cook, quartermaster and healer seriously.
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Opherial is the first person to have completed Tinder.
I guess, broad spectrum for secrets but I’d say if this was D&D 4/5 of my characters are easily, easily Lawful Evil, that sort of cunning - if not charming - adherence to law, code, and scripture and using it to punish, purloin, and pummel those around them.
Sint’s guilty secret is that she’s a [redacted]
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Perhaps having a romantic interest with an Alliance Pandaren in MoP. Scandalous.
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You’ve gotta take Sarrass on a date first before she’ll divulge that kind of information.
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Sarestha’s isn’t entire dissimilar tbh XD
If you asked her outright Sarestha would say fashion, outfits, dresses and the like are a pointless frivolity. She’s so committed to this idea of restoring Lordaeron that she doesn’t put any effort into dresses and whatnot. Indeed she only owns one.
BUT Sarestha lowkey DOES love fashion. She once cut her hair purely because some random vulpera told her that her hair looked bad. That’s a big commitment given that it doesn’t grow back haha. She also has several suits of armour and has them crafted according to what she calls a symbolic theme, a greater meaning. But in truth she simply loves dressing up differently and… stylishly. I think if ever, by some miracle, the Forsaken did get a strong state again, she’d be a lot more relaxed about it and put more effort into her dresses too.
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Raynell’s guilty secret is that, even as a supposedly squeaky clean knight, she smokes that good thistle.
Admittedly, it’s a much tamer guilt than that of helping to reduce Teldrassil to ashes. That’s one tree she really shouldn’t have smoked…
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Dahote’s guilty little secret is that he is not always the proper Chieftain he is suppose to me. He is still young and when he is able to, he will let lose and act his age. That age being a young adult.
Not long ago he went kodo taming with his kin and when he was thrown off, he cursed after getting up. Everyone gasped. When he drinks he usually asks those he is with not to tell his father about it.
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Johlein’s guilty secret? She was madly attracted to the Warchief, Garrosh Hellscream. So much so that she often had a lot of fantasies involving him.
Needless to say she was pretty upset when he turned rotten. She still does think him to be quite attractive, or rather that he was; before he went evil and then got dead. You know how it is.
If there’s a photo of him posing all bad-assly for a morale boosting photo shoot thing, she’s probably got it hidden away somewhere underneath her collection of steamy romance novels and raunchy magazines…
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I wonder if the loa would accept non troll worshippers.
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Ravenhul was once married to a draenei, and had an affair with a night elf.
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Arielen reads heinously trashy and ridiculously sappy romance novels as an outlet for her horrible luck with it. She will never tell anyone about it.
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If you check behind the barbershop in Ogrimmar you’ll find a copious pile of corpses…those are mine…
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Wenzli has a terrible adoration for Rube Goldberg machinery. Mechagnome invention prizes itself on practicality, but there’s something amusing about sheer chaos organized in an orderly fashion.
Though she doesn’t do anything extreme. She has made some stupidly complex machines just to pour hot cuppas. Or get a battery container charged.
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No’Groc has about 20 cats running around his forge that he has names for all of and takes excellent care of.
He was also part of the korkron but that’s not as funny.
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Keermiel used to be a man. Without much elaboration the change in gender was politically motivated and now she has nothing good to show for it.
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