i dunno if he’s still my main but my human holy priest would probably say “Hmm, you’re short and fat and a perv? and lazy and dumb and mentally ill and tormented by demons? You either need my help or a smiting and I’m not sure which.”
“Now what?”
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my character is a giant angry bear so I probably pee myself in fear and freeze.
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"Flying in circles? For endless hours?? I’m allergic to flowers!!! Why do we need so much gold? What’s a ‘Token’? Uh huh. Gotcha, for Blizznuts? Blizzbucks? What’s that for? I see, to buy a cute little kitty pet…THAT’S ON FIRE??? I’m sponsoring the burning of kittens?? What the hell man?!”
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Probably be confused as to why human males in our world don’t have arms comparable to a Gorilla’s without 'roids. .
a human? ok mon…
wanna pet my Crawg? its name be Squig
(and yes i would pat it, prob get my arm eaten off bit it would be worth it)