What’s the first thought that pops in their mind?
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“Really? I have to be the one played by the stereotypical fat ugly guy? What did I do in a past life that was so revolting, so heinous, that I deserve this?”
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“My goodness, you’re so short!”
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“Whoah, cool.”
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" Time to put this old lady down, she’s more haggard and wrinkled than the ghouls 
"
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“So my whole life is a story your wrote? How about you sit down and write me a century or two where I can just relax without the world trying to end on me.”
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I’ll have to get a step ladder for that.
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She would totes hug me and scream “we are so cool”. We sure are girl.
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https://i.imgur.com/SVp2Hyr.gif
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“Damn, I’m a heckin’ totes cuter than you, and there’s less of me and more of you” frownie face.
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You are such a weirdo and I kinda like it
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“Its all your fault people assume I am brasilian”
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If they’re anything like me: some massive existential crisis
And damnit, there’s some witty responses here and my like account is overdrafted today.
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“A human?? I thought we hated those”
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“Oof”
/10 char
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Does Blizz still do those finger print statues, or was that only in BC ?
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He would look up at me and say “Thanks for being my friend for almost 19 years”
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Probably something like…
Dang, you’re a short human…let’s go get something to eat.
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“I’ve heard, before, that the light won’t kill you–but you and I both know that that isn’t entirely accurate.”
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