Your character, personal care, and you

There has to be a better way. We have barbers. We had some ‘mood food’. Does anyone remember that? I want more and I want it now. It is 2024! Not having this in the game is a slap in the face to those of us that practice good personal hygiene. I may be reaching out to the wrong audience but hear me out.

  1. Conditioner. Windfury and Crash Lightening play havoc with my Shaman’s coif.
  2. Safety Razor. My Void Elf hates himself for being so pretty, so this is all I’ll trust him with.
  3. Toner. My warlock has blemishes. Not a surprise.
  4. Mouthwash. For my Worgen. Also, not a surprise.
  5. Hand Creme. My Paladin chafes from Lay on Hands.

Just a few thoughts to get the ball rolling. I think personal care items would bring some enjoyment, reinforce immersion, and make the rest of you less unpleasant to be around.

As a wise man said, ‘Find the umbrella.’

Oh. And bring back 'Harlequin’s Bells to The Trading Post.

I’m not smart enough to understand this on my first try. I need a nap. I’ll bbiab

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One Mohawk Grenade solves all these problems in one swell foop.

Sry guys we cant pull i forgot to buy my hand sanitizer

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The best piece of personal care advice relating to the game is to never fall victim to the gearing treadmill.

you know the benefits of being a canine hybrid is that I can do what all dogs do for personal hygiene making my tongue the cleanest thing ever so I don’t need that silly mouthwash :blue_heart:

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I have no issue with that, but my jealousy goes through the roof when I see a worgen just drop and start “cleaning” right in the open. Like, dude, this is a bank…

A must after visiting that Amberlodge in Grizzly Hills and visiting their Outhouse.

I see you’ve met my cousin Steve…

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