What is written on their tombstone?
Here lies Sarah Ravenmayne.
One of the victims of the Goldshire strain of STDs that wiped out the entire realm the second it went airborne. Her last words were: “There is no way an STD can become airborne.”
Here lies ‘Stylin’ Eddy Potlatch,
Green is Good
Wealth is Health
Gold is God
They said you can’t take it with you.
He flipped them the finger.
“Time is money, friend. Even eternity.”
RIP
Here Lay Duke Xavier Morgan
“Trust me, this is gonna be a funny goof.” - His Last Words
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Meanwhile of course Xavier would pay for Lieutenant Cluck to have a large tomb complete with giant statue and stained glass windows depicting Cluck’s life.
Here lies Hellion Nightwind.
Father, Husband, Sailor.
“That’s not the Maelstrom.”
Here Lies Taindessa
“What a huntard.”
“Here lies Tarala
She finally stopped screaming in terror at everything.
Thank the Gods.”
“Here lies… oh wait, just kidding.”
Serae Aurellen
Knight, priestess, puppy.
“I will patiently wait an eternity, just to have you in my arms once more.”
“Rip in peace. Died from lack of food and walks.”
“Is this the third or fourth time now?”
“Jokes on you, one of my soul stones has come into play.”
Altia proceeds to crush the gravestone and laughs hysterically.
“Silly mercenary, thinks a revolver will do me in. He should of went for the head, not filled me with lead.”
Altia proceeds to break a healthstone.
“RIP Brady”
“You can all breathe easy, now.”
RIP Triss
Came into this world the way she left it
By accident.
F.
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“Here within lies Raudel Coggstomper,
Died at age 399.
Who knew this Gnome would live for so long?”
BOOMER.
#tencharacters
Tyrnathera Stormcaller, once called Seyahat Nightrunner
Beloved of one or two people you probably don’t know.
Tor’ilisar’thera’nal
We’re pretty sure she’s really dead this time.
scans tombstone looking for an “f” key to press then just plants a finger on the engraved letter
ka-ching
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