You Won A Lunch With Ion

Skinwälker-echo-isles · January 25, 2020, 2:30pm

You get to ask him 1 question that he’ll answer truthfully and you can give 1 suggestion for change in WoW that he will make happen.

What do you do?

Grumbles-hellscream · January 25, 2020, 2:32pm

Stick him with the bill and ask for more tiny mounts, pets and races.

Neltharia-whisperwind · January 25, 2020, 2:32pm

Ask him if he hates PvP.
Then suggest Gnome druids.

Bims-moon-guard · January 25, 2020, 2:33pm

Question: Do you enjoy/regret classic? (I love it)
Suggestion: Update the old mount textures, but not models.

Snikrot-silver-hand · January 25, 2020, 2:33pm

Which person on this board annoys him the most

Grummle-deathwing · January 25, 2020, 2:34pm

Question: Why do you hate wow?

Suggestion: Quit your job

Hella-malfurion · January 25, 2020, 2:34pm

Question: What is a Samophlange?

Suggestion: Rainbow Unicorn mounts.

Venetia-proudmoore · January 25, 2020, 2:34pm

Already been to blizzards hq and got a zergling rush off the secret Starbucks menu.

Any question you ask kinda get danced around as well

Miriel-dathremar · January 25, 2020, 2:35pm

I’d ask if he loves his job.

And I’d ask him for Vulpera Druids.

Silentfart-heartseeker · January 25, 2020, 2:37pm

Do you guys not have phones?

Foxhound-fenris · January 25, 2020, 2:39pm

Why don’t we have Blademaster or Warden classes?

And: Vulpera Paladins!

Kaznarok-feathermoon · January 25, 2020, 2:40pm

Question: Which expansion was your favorite
Suggestion: None, for I know anything I say will be corrupted in some form.

Smallshadow-cenarius · January 25, 2020, 2:40pm

Because I just finished unlocking my goblin heritage armor, my question would be:
Why does my goblins new shoulders clip through her chest when the armor was design to fit just goblins?
My suggestion would be:
Invest in better quality assurance because this is starting to get embarrassing.

Oasis-malygos · January 25, 2020, 2:40pm

I’ve put iocaine powder in one of these drinks…

Khyzu-wyrmrest-accord · January 25, 2020, 2:41pm

I’d probably ask him how development for Shadowlands is going so far before asking what kind of sandwich he likes.

Asking someone about these kinds of things during lunch is like going to a funeral and asking where the bathroom is.

Darrisoc-moon-guard · January 25, 2020, 2:41pm

Question: How’s it going?
Suggestion: Fix all unbalancing issues, most trolling and harassment tickets, and PvP problems by making the game like the original Guild Wars, by only meeting players not in your party in a city or other outpost, and using AI and scaling tech to make the entire game a soloable adventure if one wishes.

Skittex-moon-guard · January 25, 2020, 2:43pm

Soooo… Ion… What would it take to get high elves into the game?

Billzilla-frostmourne · January 25, 2020, 2:44pm

I’d asking him if how much influence the financial department is having on WoW or if it’s just him ruining it

Then my suggestion would be pvp vendors and old style pvp gearing

Desdaemona-kiljaeden · January 25, 2020, 2:46pm

this is why something like what OP described would never happen.

Desdaemona-kiljaeden · January 25, 2020, 2:47pm

I’d ask him if he’s ever thought of buying Blizzard out. Then I’d ask him for a telecommuter job, part time.