You walk through my portal, then suddenly

I shift your molecular superstructure into a different reality. You grow pixelated and your movement is on a grid via the x and y axis.

You meet a man in a lab coat claiming he is an experienced professor. His name, Professor Oak.

He offers you a chance at an adventure like no other. He asks you for your name. He seems to suffer from memory loss as he asks you his grandson’s name as well.

On the table lies three different monsters in a sphere that can fit in the palm of your hand. On the left, a lizard with a fiery tail. The one in the middle, a turtle with an affinity for water based strikes. Last but not least, a green looking toad like creature with a bulb on its back.

Press A to continue.
Press B to exit.

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I’m pretty sure such a reality would be incredibly nauseating, and I’d be vomiting constantly so I’ll back out.

I choose A to exit, thank you for the opportunity.

You pressed A. The adventure continues.

^ is my choice

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Im waiting for the part where Professor Oak asks me what gander I am and what his Grandson’s nam is

I’ve read the Pokédex entries. You think WoW is a bad world to live in?

B to exit

LOL

:joy:

A, and i pick charmander

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I want a flappy bird!

this is way more complicated than your average mage portal roulette

A. because i have nothing to lose

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I press A

Because I never met a chance I didn’t want to take when a wild ride was in the offering.

“I am a meat popsicle”

Na i’ma bail. I don’t want to spend my day in grass.

You don’t want to be the very best? Like no one ever was?

No way, I wanna just stay home and eat some chicken nuggets

Sounds good. Got any extras?

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I’m pressing A!

This sounds like my Dimensional Ripper Area 52! It’s a crazy ride.

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I would pick the water turtle, like I did all those years ago. Feeling a bit of nostalgia.

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B

Could be missing out on some fun.