and lying next to you in your own bed at your own home is the character that you’re posting on currently. What is your first reaction ?
Go !
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Try to figure how I’ve been cloned. Again. The last time didn’t turn out too well. Then we go bake cookies.
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probably just shrug and go about my day
fluffybuns is a pacifist i think
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Probably run. This character has killed a lot of people.
I just checked statistics. 178,281 people killed. She’s basically a one-woman disaster.
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I actually wonder why this person has horns ?
Aight, I’mma head out
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How the hell did this jolly green giant get in my small bed without me noticing…
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Bang her.
(Everyone knows all the sexy avatars are lonely horny guys.)
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Well, this escalated quickly!
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Well this one’s a demon hunter, so I’m sure I’ll get the ‘I’ve sacrificed everything!’ speech later in the day…
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pouncepurrs
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Whoe, I love foxes, but not in this way !
ye gods
me not that kind of human
rummages around for lighter and some type of ignitable propellant
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Thank God I don’t have to worry about cutting the grass ever again.
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I’d assume she was one of my dogs and scratch her on the head like I do both of those beasts in the morning.
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i say , hey priest go mind meld my boss and take him for a long walk off a short pier and then go back to sleep.
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I already do…
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I guess I give her the money shes owed and thank her.
“Man, I REALLY should have stayed away from that voodoo…”
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Think I’ll be in the market for a new bed.