And Mankrik’s Wife, Old Blanchy, Cairne, and Korialstrasz’s spirits have all collectively possessed you, though you have the ability to resist their influence to a degree.
Wat du?
Let them rule my life for a bit. Maybe they’ll make better choices.
Maybe not.
Will be interesting regardless.
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Become The Moonknight of WoW?
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That toy from MOP that let’s you commit ritual suicide still works, right? Use it and then use reincarnation.
All better.
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Isn’t old blanchy a horse? I could run around town
Clippy clop, clippy clop,
“I’m a pretty pretty pony”
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I do what I always do in these situations. Go back to sleep.
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Realize that these sort of things keep happening to me every week, and then finally decide to end it all.
Jumps off Dalaran
I’ve been whispered at by Old Gods for years. Years, I tell you. After that, what’s a dead orc, a dead horse, a dead tauren, and a dead dragon? Pretty sure that Yogg-Saran-Wrap fool’s still yammering in there somewhere or other, maybe one or two more that I’ve forgotten about. In any case it’s nothing that a few twelve-ounce curls can’t dull to a tolerable minimum.
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Call Ghost Adventures and have Zak do an exorcism.
I guess I’d tell my husband I love him, eat some oats for breakfast, give my kids some guidance, then leave for work. So basically nothing new here 
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They picked the wrong person to possess as I eat souls 
Look into my eyes, let me devour your soul!
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Re-enact the scene from Beetlejuice.
I use my obviously powerful spirit magics to make them all have a four-way round the world in my head.
Devour their power, kick some butt on the Dark Council, force choke an Ewok and/or a Porg, seek out more souls to devour and perform a ritual that releases me from my mortal form to pull a Valkorian.