You wake up and

I’m so sorry for everything I’m about to send you.

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Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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Then I think it’s better to come back to bed, and next time I wake up, hopefully I’ll not be a Blue poster anymore.

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Dear Devs. Everything is fine. The game is perfect. Our Activision overloards are making all of the right decisions. There is nothing in the game that needs addressing.

P.S. If anyone needs me, I will be in the break room playing in a ping pong tournament with the Hots dev team who is on vacation.

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Devs,

Everybody wants something. Somebody wants everything. Nobody wants nothing. And they all want it yesterday. I have promised it all "SOON"™. Don’t make a liar of me.

PS. Everybody wants more naked shots of Sylvanas.

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Dear devs,

The forums have enraged. Come back after the holidays…I mean wipe. Also, tacos. Send tacos

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Players are beginning to fly away to other game lands.
Release the pretty mounts in the game store!
Shucksheeshh!!!

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First thing I’d do is learn the difference between your and you’re