Your celebrity crush and WoW crush are fighting over you in your living room. Who are they and what do you do?
11/12/2018 06:16 AMPosted by CindarielYour celebrity crush and WoW crush are fighting over you in your living room. Who are they and what do you do?
Die of embarrassment over them seeing the state of my living room!
Doesn't matter what I would have done, the world would have ended that morning.
Jaina! No celebrity crush.
Ellen Page and [REDACTED] in my living room? Fighting over ME?!
I'd try to break them up, of course! There's no need for love to lead to so much hate.
They'd likely demand I pick one.
I'd smoothly suggest I have both. At once.
They'd look at me with disgust and reconsider their preferences.
I'd reach out in despondent horror as they leave, hand-in-hand, out of my shattered living room. My lonely tears would fall like so many shards of glass from the coffee table.
Then I would eat some iced cream.
I'd try to break them up, of course! There's no need for love to lead to so much hate.
They'd likely demand I pick one.
I'd smoothly suggest I have both. At once.
They'd look at me with disgust and reconsider their preferences.
I'd reach out in despondent horror as they leave, hand-in-hand, out of my shattered living room. My lonely tears would fall like so many shards of glass from the coffee table.
Then I would eat some iced cream.
Anna Kendrick vs Alexstraza
Sit back and watch.
Sit back and watch.
I would throw both these idiots out of my house.Crush or no crush,I just bought this furniture.
11/12/2018 06:16 AMPosted by CindarielYour celebrity crush and WoW crush are fighting over you in your living room. Who are they and what do you do?
Stephen Amell vs Tess Greymane?
That just sounds like another Arrow episode.
It'd be no contest, the dragon would win in a matter of seconds.
Wait, I have a celebrity crush?
Ladies ladies..no need to fight..
I would ask the lovely Jessica Alba if she would like to help me get my friend to the hospital, because he has a crush on a fake, pixel, version of a person in World of Warcraft, and is quite obviously delusional and insane.
I'd pour myself some Crown Royal, get undressed, sit in my leather button back armchair, chop a dutch and enjoy the show. Winner takes it all (all if it. Repeatedly) .
I don't actually have a WoW crush... sorry.
That'd be Gal Gadot versus Valeera, the green drake in Dragon Soul. I have no idea why they'd be fighting over me, but I'd be super flattered and also a little weirded out how did they get in my apartment please can you be quiet my neighbors can hear you thanks
Kate Beckinsdale vs Vanessa Van CLeef.
Dont care who wins because they are both lovely specimens of femininity and sexual perfection.
Dont care who wins because they are both lovely specimens of femininity and sexual perfection.
"I swear I changed the locks on this place after Genn and Garrosh and Sylvanas all barged in."
Ryan Gosling vs Khadgar and Nathanos.
I'd tell them to take their shirts off.
I'd tell them to take their shirts off.
Chris Hemsworth and Anduin
I set up a pool full of suds for them to wrestle for my favor.
I set up a pool full of suds for them to wrestle for my favor.
Selena Gomez v.s. Mecca Torque! WHO WINS? YOU DECIDE!