You Wake Up and

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Your main is right there. Laying down next to you, sleeping very peacefully.

What do you do?

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Feign ignorance and delete my WoW account so they don’t learn I had any hand in this mess.

Then maybe we can be friends.

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Get up and get ready for work as normal

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Like all other posts like this, ask them to take me back to azeroth with them, become a paladin and find me a mate.

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Ask him to shift into bear and cat form so I can pet a bear and large cat without the fear of getting mauled, and then also hit me with Rejuvenation so I can finally find out if it feels like a drug.

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guess who’s paying half my rent now?

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Go for a head CT

:dragon: :ocean: :dragon: :ocean:

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Go to the hardware store for better door and window locks. This sort of thing is happening way too often.

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roll over and go back to sleep

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I’d let my main sleep. I would not want a angry faceful of fireball first thing in the morning. I would be nice and make coffee…

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I’d be very impressed by my bed frame holding all this weight

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  1. [Insight] Try to understand the true nature of the circumstance.
  2. [Investigation] Look for other evidences of the event.
  3. [History] Assess the identity of your main by what you know.
  4. [Sleight of Hand] Grab an identifying article on the main’s person.
  5. [Stealth] Attempt to slip out quietly without disturbing the main, so they can be observed from afar.
  6. Wake the main gently with a low voice.
  7. Wake the main rudely with a loud voice.
  8. Hostile actions.
  9. Leave.

Baldur’s Gate 3 Critical Failure Green Screen (youtube.com)

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Out of curiosity, what are the hostile actions available?

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I’m just the surrogate DM. That’s up to you and your imaginations. If you choose that option, what hostility do you intend upon your main? Bonus edit: Looks like we got a mini D&D session here…

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Improvised Weapon: Pillow

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I tell that mother %$*!er to take a bath!

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RUN !!!

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I would eat snickers, and go back to bed. I’m not myself when I’m hungry.

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Nothing. She’s a druid, she’s gonna sleep for 1,000 years. I got all the time in the world.

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I’d kick the imp out of bed.