You wake up and, suddenly!

Community General Discussion
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You are living in the world of warcraft during the current part of the story and you are the same race and class as the user/character above you.

What would you do?

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I wake up suddenly to an announcement that PVP vendors will be returning in shadowlands

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Why does no one ever wake up slowly in these hypotheticals. It takes me like 2 hours before I feel awake.

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Sacrifice everything.

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Flex and pose my incredible orcish physique on a mailbox in Orgrimmar to the adoring cheers of all the lovely Horde Ladies.

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Go hunting.

(Can I really fire a bow faster than a machine gun?)

Edit: Wait! I guess that means the 1st thing I did was figure out where I hide my mount! Ooo!!! And go flying with no seat belt!!!

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Cry…just cry…I don’t want to be a belf…anything but this.

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Oh gawd… I gotta deal with fleas now don’t I? Off to buy the flea shampoo!

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Look down curiously at all the gadgets on the belt and wonder what this button does…

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Edit 2: I misread the op…/cry. I’m a human male paladin. I, uh, look at myself in my shield I guess.

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Work for the glory of the dark lady.

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I go from a beautiful immortal Elf woman, stricken with ‘cursed’ magicks and obsessed with someone everyone considers a villain to…

A beautiful mortal Elf woman, with ‘blessed’ magicks and obsessed with someone everyone considers a villain.

Well that’s a downgrade. :frowning:

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Here lies Miyon, who lasted about 10 seconds in WoW, for pushing buttons on a Goblin belt without knowing what they do and turning into a giant splat. Nobody will miss them because they didn’t get to know anybody yet.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Skip me.

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Go take Vanessa VanCleef as my wife.

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You wake up and suddenly Billy Ocean is singing next to your bed?

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Return myself to the grave for being the abomination that I am.

Anything but undead. It could have been anything but undead… :sob:

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How can anything follow that up.

:rofl:

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I mean I can’t be the only one who always thinks of this every time a “You wake up and suddenly” threads?

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cowers in a corner too afraid to do anything knowing that if I die I immediately go to the worst afterlife realm imaginable while trying not to lose anymore limbs or body parts

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Use Spacial Rift.

On my Void Elves, I often just use Spacial Rift because it is neat.