It’s you wake up and suddenly monday and this time you wake up and are married to Nathanos (If Horde) or Matthias Shaw (If Alliance) you also live in the world of warcraft.
What would you do?
Nathanos would get mad at me for oversleeping, and then proceed to tell to go make myself useful. I would then ignore him and go outside to see what its like to live on Azeroth.
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Have the marriage annulled immediately.
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Tell him to make me some poached eggs on toast and go back to sleep.
Married to Nathanos? I’d probably down a bunch of water and ibuprofen, find the nearest office to get an annulment, and swear off partying in Booty Bay.
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jump off an edge
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Who told u about my sleep paralysis dream
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Sleep paralysis is one of the scariest things I have experienced in my life.
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Divorce then marry a velf instead 
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Either divorce or I’d entertain myself with doing every little thing possible to irk Nathanos. For the giggles of course. 
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If you ever find yourself stuck in sleep paralysis. Try to calm down, focus on your breathing, and start trying to wiggle your fingers and toes. The feeling of movement will return to your limbs, so just work your way up until your body is awake.
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RIP Matthias Shaw.
Now my gibbering ghoul slave 
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Hmm Shaw… probably be his last time waking up.
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Not sure if I could handle Matthias ‘This winds not doing my hair any favours’ Shaw as a husband.
I’d let him find someone more to his taste. 
Irregardless of who… get up… go to the bar… get drunk… never look back…hic!
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This is when Hella bumps into my panda butt and we become friends after both ditching Nathanos.
Wow, i already made a friend? Azeroth is way better than Earth!
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Why do you think about that?
In a state of confusion due to several factors, among them being gay, having necro**ilia, and wonder how the hell I ended up here. Believing this to be a dark inevitable destiny, I accept Nathanos for the strange angry man he is and have him teach me to become a Dark Ranger.
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Kill the bimbos boytoy and tell her the brat did it so she kills him then I kill her and enforce the rule of Vulpera.
Fur the Horde 
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