You are a Vulpera IRL if Horde, and a Mechagnome IRL if Alliance.
What would you do?
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Celebrate the fact that I can now relieve myself without having to find a bathroom.
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Kill myself immediately.
Celebrate that thanks to my attachments I’ll likely live forever or at least much longer than most people.
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Test out the vibrate function on myself
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I would probably kill myself, but then id be afraid of being the one thing worse than a gnome… a gnome death knight…
Oh, did you say MECHAgnome? Oh good, maybe I can deal with it then, as long as Im not a junker gnome. Robots are cool yo, cyborgs, not so much…
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The junker gnome type.
Please never call those scrap gnomes “mechagnomes” again… Blizzard already went and ruined them by making themselves call themselves that…
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Judging by the roadkill I see in my neck of the woods, I’d avoid the highways at all cost
Scream in sheer and utter terror.
I’m going to have to invest in Flea collars.
i’m not allowed to say this word on forum
Play with my new tail. I’ve always wanted a tail!
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Going to take a nice long bath.
So im a short human with cybernetics?
well 
i maybe 6’7ft and would be okay shorter, but not That Short!
Immediately begin the War Cant of my people and find something to bring glory to the Omnissiah.
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A man of culture i see?
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eat rat poison as a vulpera
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Find the nearest junkyard to dispose of myself.
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Race change, immediatelly, in any of the 2 cases.
They’re ok, but not my cup of tea.
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