You wake up and suddenly this

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It’s waking up and suddenly monday and this time you wake up and suddenly you are living in the world of warcraft as an individual of the same race you are posting as.

That being said, you are informed that, despite you having tried many times, you hold absolutely NO talent whatsoever to be an adventurer or a member of one of the twelve playable classes for that matter.

Oh well, such is life. There’s still a lot of interesting jobs you can have and live a nice peaceful life in the WoW. So what would you choose to be? Maybe a stable master? a Steamy romance novel writer? a member of the explorer’s league, a merchant who sells water and bread in a very specific route of some random zone in the world?

What would you do?

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If I’m the same gender as my avatar is, I’d choose to be a trophy wife. If I’m my natural gender, but still a blood elf, I’d be a trophy husband.

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I would get by on my human potential.

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D Do I keep my horns and eye flames though?

Or do I get to be a regular BElf? Either way I’ll just be like the rest live in a fancy home with lots of cushions and drapery. And tell strangers not to loiter.

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I’d probably die from one of the many apocalypses that happen every few years.

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Vintner, obviously.

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Male Gigolo, helping the real heroes unwind.

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I like this idea but I’m going to take it one step further. I’m going to be a merchant that sell some massively overpriced doodad that you need 3 of to make the latest crafted mount. I’ll live in some obscure corner of the world that’s incredibly inconvenient to get to.

Once that market has dried up, I’ll move to the latest area and promise passing adventurers that I’ll put a good word in with the locals if they bring me a chest of enchanted jewels.

Alternatively, I’ll become a poofy pillow seller in Silvermoon; that’d probably be equally as profitable.

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Baker. Would you like a cookie?

:cookie:

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This is almost the plot of Konosuba

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Figure out how to get my death gate to take me to some tropical mountainous island.

That or become the female version of Dorian Gray.

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I would join Topper Mcnabb and beg for hamburgers, paid on Tuesday.

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I think unless you became “generic footsoldier #391”, you’d be fine. You’d just be super anxious all the time while heroes and cannon fodder around you make the world not die.

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Ah, you too are a man of culture I see.

That’s because I’ve been watching KonoSuba and finished it all yesterday.

You are the one human without potential.

You are a regular belf.

Most likely.

Goldshire could always use more heroes.

That’d be very poofy.

Yes indeed.

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Well, Here’s hoping the Goldshire Inn needs some help I guess…

Wait.

NOT THAT KIND OF HELP.

Perverts.

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Dang, who told you about my real life?

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Id be a blacksmith in Goldshire!

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Start a weekly magazine aimed at the women of the horde. Headquartered in Silvermoon City. Featuring articles like

‘I May Be Dead But I’m Still Pretty’ an interview with Dark Ranger Alina
‘Hot and Heavy…Kultiran Girls Speak Out’
‘10 Surprisingly Delicious Recipes for Cave Mold’ etc

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I would start a vineyard and make the most exquisite high end wine in all of Azeroth. :wine_glass:

…then head to Goldshire.

to sell the wine.

:eyes:

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An alchemist/doctor for sure.

If I can’t poison people, I can at least help other people poison people. And cure them of being poisoned.

Love that poison.

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