You wake up and…

You’re now a female tauren. What then?

Milk myself and have a bowl of cereal.

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I shoot myself and give my meat to a needy family. :cow:

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My morning routine wouldn’t change.
I’d enjoy some nice beef tartare.

Well I was going for self-body grossness too but that made me gag.

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After what Dendritus said, I can only hope I also woke up with my memories gone.

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Um…

lol

/moo?

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Proceed to have fun being my cute, Tauren self. I have at least 2 already.

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At least my coffee cream would always be fresh.

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That’s purdy.

Go on a brisk jaunt through the plains of Mulgore.

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That actually sounds delightful my pandaren chum. Under the night sky.

Challenge baine, defeat him in combat…take over to better lead the tauren.

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But will you look cute while doing it?

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God d

/10char

I guess I’m playing my former main, a Female Tauren Druid :slight_smile:

Not on this toon :grin:

My Tauren on the other hand liked fluffy animals.

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Aww. I knew you were a nature lover deep down.

Jump up and down in front of a mirror of course.

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Graze on some grass. /moo moo

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I would cry lol