"you think you do.... but you don't"

Ah, Blizzcon—where dreams go to die. Picture this: a hopeful young guy, hoodie pulled tight, steps up to the mic. His voice trembling with a mix of excitement and nerves, he asks, “H-Have y-you thought of adding servers for previous expansions as they were then?”

And then, like a storm cloud rolling in, JAB swoops in with his infamous wisdom: “YOU MAY THINK YOU DO… BUT YOU DON’T REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD TO INTERACT WITH YOUR SERVER TO FIND A DUNGEON GROUP!”

But, oh, the real gem? It’s not just the words; it’s the attitude. Right in the middle of hoodie boy’s question—before he even finishes—the devs are already huffing, puffing, and rolling their eyes. And JAB? He’s practically performing an opera of contempt.

“Have you thought of adding servers for previous expansion as they we—”

“SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHH UUUUUGHHHHH PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HMMMPPPPFFFFF loudly sucks teeth”

“NUOOOOO, YOU THINK YOU DEW BUT YEW DON’T!”

So mature, right? It’s almost like they were allergic to the idea of giving the fans what they actually wanted.

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Bro youre obsessed

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Neat.

bro you’re a level 62 death knight, play the game first.

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Very relevant, OP. Good point.

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It’s just funny, i see it come up in a clip every once in a while and it’s just so funny to hear JAB huffing and puffing and angry and rolling his eyes.

Maybe he was excited to get back to the cosby suite or something.

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That was 8 years ago, I think.

And you got WoW Classic 3 years later.

Kinda late for the party, OP! :smiley:

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wut

they are probably a tbcc forever person.

Or wrath forever.

they pop in to our side alot. and even we go well you got era. 3 technically. HC, SOD or vanilla vanilla. Enjoy.

Or they are hiding a meta fotm classic char. You know the ones who ran the ladders in TBC, then TBCC again. So I am guessing the classic alt hidden is rogue or warrior.

Kinda holds up considering how many people play with add-ons that add QoL that’s standard on Retail.

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questie saves looking on wowhead to bybass quest bugs and wth moments. All those fun quest bugs some recall? yeah they came back.

It will show the 2 locations the npc would be at in quest string. That you’d need to wowhead when you are going wth…where the hell is the dude to turn this in.

But that is true, most of the ppl playing classic right now ,aren’t those vanilla players who asked for it . The game went from no changes to some change to full blown paid mounts ,pet and extra abilities :rofl:

Blizzard just did the math and found they could make more money and decided to go ahead with classic servers

Indeed, in fact those devs were the first people in human history to be wrong about something. It’s a good thing we have video evidence to mark that momentous occasion.

Imagine this, a young silly kid, picking up Wrath of the Lich King. They stare in awe at the excitement to come, everything they were told of the game, how it’s a best seller, most popular, critically acclaimed.

They sit through hours of downloading, the server queue, but they finally get to play.

And

There

Is

No

Dance Studio.

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Everyone thinks they’re the hero of their own story.

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Fair enough, I guess.

Yes and no. Lots of these people if not DK’s weren’t exactly complaiing when wrath redo unholy got its gargoyle nerfed.

That was one among many #nochanges people were going …okay that was a good change.

and it was. I can’t lie. I spammed garogyle on my dk too. It be folly not to before nerf.

And they were right.
I played classic. People were begging for fixing bugs that were in the game in that patch.
They begged for things that didn’t exist.

So there you go tier 3 changes, talent changes, bag changes, mailbox changes, chronoboon, etc.

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did you even say anything in this post?

…Could you maybe show us the video of them doing that? It’s been a long while since i’ve seen that, but i’m pretty sure it’s not like that you’ve said there, other then somebody saying “You think you do, but you don’t”.

I’m curious to see the… huffing and eye rolling you talk about.