You marry the player above you

Trelaar-wyrmrest-accord · April 30, 2019, 9:36pm

Hooves everywhere. I like it!

Kiblee-moon-guard · April 30, 2019, 9:43pm

draenei tentacles regrow very fast, allowing me to snip them in the midst of night to create my secret (best selling) calamari recipe!

his mustache is nice too i suppose

Eveara-proudmoore · April 30, 2019, 9:51pm

I didn’t marry her, I need a person who can breathe underwater also

Mute-silvermoon · April 30, 2019, 10:17pm

I don’t breathe, it was meant to be!

Mystìc-altar-of-storms · April 30, 2019, 10:22pm

I like the look of older women, like really old

Hawkéns-wyrmrest-accord · May 1, 2019, 1:40am

She liked my chili fries and jokes.
And i needed too get mother off my back about finding a woman…

Specially since shes a warlock, so will be hearin that for awhile…

Dreadmoon-saurfang · May 1, 2019, 2:15am

I like hitting people over the head with rubber chickens.

He likes being hit over the head with rubber chickens

Zaleos-quelthalas · May 1, 2019, 2:42am

She likes hitting people with chickens.

I like hitting chikens with people…hmm…yeah rubber, why not.

Jaina-warsong · May 12, 2019, 9:41am

He always cooked the most tender chicken. Never told me how he did it.

Sarthiria-wyrmrest-accord · May 31, 2019, 6:10pm

She was just that hot.

Sernius-garrosh · May 31, 2019, 6:25pm

Because she’s another death knight. Someone who understands me!

Chubbypengui-area-52 · May 31, 2019, 6:26pm

I couldnt resist those bright green goggles!

Grymauch-zangarmarsh · May 31, 2019, 6:32pm

I loved her sense of Fashion.

We can always work on Her ability to use the Light.

Penumbrae-sentinels · May 31, 2019, 7:10pm

Between us, we make full use of the Light and he’s wonderful that way, but I will admit the best moment was seeing his parent’s expressions when he brought me home to meet them.

Wylkanth-frostwolf · May 31, 2019, 7:22pm

I can’t even catch a break…

…how i’mma catch a woe-man.

Taydertott-sargeras · May 31, 2019, 7:28pm

I was drunk, he gave me something Comet wont take off and well, I had no choice. Him or be alone forever.

Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord · May 31, 2019, 7:35pm

It’s all about them tentacles.

Dargonix-argent-dawn · May 31, 2019, 8:13pm

She invented a beard and hair braiding aparatus. Im not big on the green skin but for access to that contraption, a dwarf will forgive a lot.

Dont get me started on her shield, armor and sword polisher… my whiskers curl just thinking about it

Margirita-perenolde · May 31, 2019, 8:18pm

My darkness needed a night light so it would stop stubbing it’s toe on the way to the bathroom at night. A pally in bed was just right .

Wylkanth-frostwolf · May 31, 2019, 8:25pm

hmm… that is very sad…

Maybe I’m doing OK by myself.

lol