You marry the player above you

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I like the Night Elf women, so muscular.

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I hear trolls got a pretty big stick mon. OwO

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The guy who posted after you missed an opportunity to write, ā€œBecause she likes a good bone to chew onā€¦ā€ ba dum tish

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Because the divorce thread was starting to slow down so Iā€™ll see you in there.

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I get a free mount ride when he goes Travel form :wink:

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People my be reading this and thinking it must be hard to carry a full grown Nelf around as a cheetah.
Noooo that would be easy compared to them jumping on your back and telling you to fly them up to Dalaran.

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Ooh a kitty to pet.

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Oooh mommy love me some belf cant keep my hands off her the attraction made me cross factions!

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I must confess. Iā€™ve secretly had an undying attraction to the undead :relaxed:

You have a heart of frost. I have a heart of fel and we both have edge.

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Because gnome girls are the cutest

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On nice, five husbands in one. Be you prepared?

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She was willing to sign this life insurance policyā€¦

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Bipzi is a unique kind of goblin. Selfless, caring, understanding and since she is a healer. Iā€™ll definitely be in good hands :smile:

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Booze. Lots and lots of booze.

Swear to the Light, Iā€™m off the sauce for good after thisā€¦

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Not only do male human paladins keep themselves busy on the forums but if ā€œscrew upā€ house hold chores they take the job away from you. I havenā€™t left the couch all week.

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That boomkin dance, got me convinced that he is the one.

:man_dancing:t4::dancer:t4:

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You know you have the right one when the all the stars lined up and she from the same server,itā€™s strange but it does happen :heartpulse:

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Could never run out of food and always had a full belly.

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We connected on so many levels, mainly on our shared love of red, black, and death.

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I heard he was into death

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