It’s that time of year and the incessant singing starts
Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse sloping sleigh
Joker’s on the go,
laughing all the way
The bells on Penguins ring
Make Riddler wanna fight
Two-Face wants to flip a coin
And sing this song tonight:
Oooh…Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away
Or this new one that just made me sad ruining a song of my youth
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
So I took a bite out of a tree
It tasted kind of funny so I spit it at a bunny
And the bunny started cursing at me
1000 years later the bunny was Darth Vader
And he threw his light saber at me
It missed me by a meter and then it hit Justin Bieber
And now I need a new pair of undies
