You hire the poster above as a wow companion

What are your complaints about that companion? Any annoying habits or redundant voice lines?

She is always stealing my gnome leftovers. Is always asking me to get her replacement arms as hers keep falling off

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OMG I have sooooooooo many complaints I don’t even know where to start. I mean, I guess we can talk about the fish thing first…

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He is pulling every trash mob, stop it!! I want to use my shroud of concealment just once please.

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He kept on pulling 5-8 elite mobs, saying the lines.
“Hey see those mobs over there? Lets Mug dem!”

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He complained once, then I barbecued him. Coincidentally, I have an opening for a WoW companion.

Semper Fi! :us:

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Stupid zombie, stop flaking on me!

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She keeps smiting all my friends… They are sentient forsaken not brainless zombies…

Come Drusillia, to the Mezmobile, these bottles aren’t going to drink themselves :stuck_out_tongue:

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he is always off having pow wows and stealing my personal stash of herbs, constantly saying loa this loa that…he snores and he has ruined all my tooth brushes because he is too cheap to buy his own. And now there is a big hole in my coffee cup the size of a tusk.

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