I’m picking Blood-Queen Lana’thel… for totally normal reasons.
Depends.
Are there any female Druids of the Flame?
That’s very specific. But I think the fire bird boss from firelands?
Elisande. If she liked him, she’ll like me
I mean some Raid Bosses are just straight up relatively normal people.
Jaina was technically a raid boss.
Is it cheating to pick her?
Gnome Guy? Idk, BoD in general kinda throws a wrench in this concept I think.
But even among the ones that are more blatantly on the “bad” side, plenty of them amount to being like… soldiers / officers and I’d imagine wouldn’t be totally insane in their personal lives.
But you’re an orc… not a gnome.
Also wait was there 10,000 years of gnome slaves in nighthold or did he become a cocubine the moment the wall went down?
I pick Jaina Proudmoore from that BFA raid, she can make unlimited mana buns and I can sell them.
Manabon?
The price will be sliding scale since it’s 100% profit margin, I’d also like her to make unlimited to end world hunger.
Just so I can borrow his clothes.
Mother Shahraz, for complete normal reasons…
Gruul.
we both don’t like dragons.
I’m like 99% sure there is lore that indicates that mana based food has no nutritional value. They’re made of mana which is why they restore mana. It’s basically just created a consumable that drains mana for later use. A lesser version of a mana gem.
Mood.
Nope, she was a green dragon.
How’d she turn into a bird made of fire?
Some kind of Firelands rebirth thing. But she was a green dragon we worked with early ib Hyjal questing to keep Staghelm imprisoned, but she used us to get access to him and then secretly let him free, and was rewarded with the transformation.
Trilliax. He lives to serve. Or kill. If I survive, he’s an aggressive butler who takes his job very seriously.
Our Goddess Sylvanas.
Lor’themar has never been a raid boss, dammit… So…
I mean… I’ve always said I could happily listen to Sire Denathrius read the phone book. But we’re talking a whole year and I think I might get tired of listening to him talk about himself.
Kael’Thas would be a good pick, but do I get the redeemed version? Or the pre-raid, alive version? Or the pissed off tormented version from the raid itself? There are a lot of clarifications to make with this one.
Lei Shi and I could definitely have some fun together, but once again the question comes up: Do I get pre-raid, cute and adorable Lei Shi, or the Lei Shi from the raid whose mind is clouded with fear?
No matter how much I’ve always liked Baron Rivendare, I’m phobic of zombies, so that REALLY wouldn’t work…
I’d love to hang with Illidan, but I get the idea he’d completely hate me. If not that, would think I was the most godforsaken boring person out of anyone else in both of our worlds.
All in all, I think I would hang out with Onyxia. I think she and I could have some respectable fun times together girl-talking and b****-festing over drinks. And maybe she would introduce me to her nephew.
(Though he’d think the same about me as Illidan would, probably, which is why I couldn’t pick him directly…
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Baswamdi
Truth be told, the WoW bosses don’t quite capture my fancy. But if I were to dip into the realm of FF14… ah, the choices would be endless! So many dazzling options, I’d likely be lost in indecision, utterly bewitched.
clears throat delicately
Ehem… where were we? Ah, yes. If I absolutely had to pick a WoW boss, then perhaps… Kael’thas might tempt my hand.