You have a baby with the person above you

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what do you do? what do you name it? what are the lessons you’d teach it?

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Her name would be Glamour Goldshire, and together we would raise her as the Queen of the Alliance. I would pass on my most vital instructs to her, as with put a single flip of ones tentacles, whole armies may be waylaid, and entire cultures made to serve your every whim.

She will be beautiful, intelligent, and charming. Just like her mother.

/tentacleflip

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A beautiful combination of void and death. As well as a slap to the face to Sylvannas who said that the dead can’t procreate.

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They’d be undead Worgen pups with blue fur, hooves, and horns.

We’d teach them to “suffer well”

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How? He’s dead. HE’S SHOOTING BLANKS.

Also, ewwww. Wouldn’t even date, much less procreate with dead guys.

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I may not be “alive” but i can tell you that the “hardware” still works pretty well :wink:

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“Oh, for the last time. Mega ku, YOU ARE NOT AN YETI. I know you have a lot of fur and probably getting bullied in school for the name, but we are your real family!! Just think, nobody can be as ku as you are.”

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Our child will be cuddly, purple, and most likely have a drinking problem. He will be loved by all with that combination and finally bring peace to Azeroth.

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She’ll have your eyes.

And heart.

About two feet of innards for stitching…

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Try as we might, I’m unsure it’d be able to happen. We could raise a gnome into undeath, I suppose.

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Anything’s possible with a shovel, bonesaw, and the ruins of Darnassus!

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Im not so sure about this…

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She will have your hair and my eyes. But she doesn’t want to a paladin when she’s older. She has a fondness for demons.

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And dead things. I stole your daughter.

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I use my druidic magic to restore at least part of you. Our baby would have goat horns and stag antlers they would also be really, really tall and have hooves and extremely long and pointy years, night elven level. If male he would not be able to grow his eyebrows without growing a beard as well.

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And his beard would be tentacles. Would he also have tentacle eyebrows?

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That would be pretty damn cool. tentacle beard + tentacle eyebrows. One eye blue the other black.

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BlackBeard, step aside and make room for TentacleBrow

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Oh HELL YEA, just hit the lottery, short goat baby looking great.

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Shiiiiiit, it’s a medical miracle. Who cares what it comes out like, it’s two dudes an eight foot cow and a 3 foot man.

I guess it has to be called junior after the movie, because everyone loves 90s references.

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