im taking the kids. you wouldnt let them dress you up like a doll
7 Likes
She couldnât read⌠And she was way too into my Voidwaker. Poor Jhaztaz wonât be the same againâŚ
12 Likes
Kinndy!!! I want half! I want half Kinndy!!!
6 Likes
Too big for her.
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Too small for me⌠And our Felhounds kept fightingâŚ
21 Likes
We worked out the felguard thing but Jhaztaz kept waking me up in the middle of the night crying about some elf.
8 Likes
Alas I was into men. Somethings you just learn about yourself it was a great relationship besides that.
5 Likes
He was into men.
36 Likes
She kept taking steak sauce to bedâŚ
7 Likes
her voidwalker gave me the attention she never did
27 Likes
Unfortunately, the attention wasnât consensual.
10 Likes
She couldnât reach the goods.
3 Likes
Some like the Earthbind Totem, not me.
4 Likes
It went well, until you turned into a bat. I only deal with non flying mammals, ty.
3 Likes
Kept turning into the deer in bedâŚNever marrying another druid⌠Not fun getting a concussion because your wife turned into a deer in the middle of the night and kicked you out of bed.
19 Likes
Doesnât like getting concussions from deer
15 Likes
He kept poking me with his tentacle when I was trying to sleep.
14 Likes
I only turned into a deer because you couldnât reach in my NE form! I wouldnât hoof you in the clam if you didnât tug on my tail to hoist yourself up!
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She demanded I take off my plate armor whenever we were in bed. Wench this armor is staying on till the servers shut down! Thatâs why I had the potty doors installed.
14 Likes
His armor smelled horrible, he had a weird obsession with it.
13 Likes