Kept saying “Me not that kinda orc” and I didn’t believe him.
After receiving divorce papers and a restraining order I guess he wasn’t that kinda orc.
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He lost the ability to lift his Mjolnir
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Her sword was bigger than mine.
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he wasn’t really a captain…
was a terrible shame, cause i wanted his cereal
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It turned out that he was gold digging, and only married me because of my family wealth. He kind of chewed with his mouth open and would actually lift his cereal bowl in front of everyone so he could get at the milk. It took a long time for the relatives and ancestors to accept this. When the family understood his intent though, it was an easy choice for me. He never put the lid down anyway.
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She ate cereal with water and kept referring to mounds of toilet paper as her family’s pot of gold.
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He ate his toilet paper with water, all the while hoarding cereal like would be useful for something. Like eating. I heard Cap’n Crunch with crunch berries turned your poop weird color’s if you ate a lot of it… So I was planning on experimenting. (what?)
Anyway, I never found out. He caught me with a box an ran at me screaming “My precious!”
Also, he held his pinkie finger out when he drank tea.
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I discovered her divorce from Sixenn wasn’t finalized and when I brought it up she started playing music to drown my words out.
And she says that I’m the one with issues.
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I somehow got pulled into a love square or something so I had to get out.
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You haven’t lived until you’ve been pulled into a love dodecahedron.
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only shape I was interested in was hourglass…
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Couldn’t be with someone who could break my bubble hearth.
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The light just went out between us. Which was a shame because when it was glowing, we really lite up the night.
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She kept trying to take me to Silvermoon to meet her parents. She knows her parents don’t like humans! Plus I’m Allaince Silvermoon is a hostile city.
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stinky smelly thing I like blood a gore but he just reveled in it then had a huge toddler melt down when I told him he needed a bath and that he smelled like a wannabe DK. once he was in the tub by force i launched it with the new divorce launcher 3.0 with capital city targeting.
I just aimed for Undercity and never told him.
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she was frigid…
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Was a poor copy of Violet Beauregarde and didn’t even smell grape like.
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And she kept hiding my damned Gum…
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Kept leaving his gum all over the place, floor, furniture, bathroom.
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