It’s about me. I’ll allow it.
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She’s a pally, and I’m a Frost DK…
Issues with the Tirion/Arthus bit you know…
Just couldn’t quite overcome it.
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We got into an argument over who’s water walking ability is better. I say it’s mine because shaman had it before death knights, she said hers is better because she can cast it while mounted.
We divorced because she couldn’t admit she was wrong. I blame the whole being dead thing.
Edited because kids.
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He refused to admit that I was the overlord shaman in the relationship.
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Refused to admit I was the actual overlord and didn’t like it so he sat and sulked about it. Refused to put up with his sniveling and sniffles and launched him out of the house.
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i refused to admit she was an overlord.
so when she tried to launch me outta the house.
i launched her via a catapult, was fun, even launched her out with a gift bag and mailed photo of her reaction as a gift.
Just cause its green, doesn’t mean it should be used for poop quests! this is why we got a divorce!
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so i had this great idea… launching him in a catapult and opening a random portal to try and shoot him through… so i opened 3 random portals, and he sort of didnt like being shot from a catapult through a portal straight into the dalaran crater right on top of a leftover brutosarus “gift”
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Her constant portal opens literally caused the split in our relationship.
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It was a paladin another holy roller that tries to force change on us all. Back right out grabbed Hawkéns and place him next to her at the altar and took off with his cheddar fries before he could even protest to what was happening.
Talk about avoiding danger, this marriage stuff is getting dangerous and the divorces are even worse.
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She left me at the alter with a blood elf paladin, by force i might add and ran off with my fries that had cheese on em… could of at least gotten the chili, but i guess i can just get more fries?
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( Actually like Mayo and fries or Ranch Dressing and fries as well).
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Heresy! Ketchup on hot dogs too, I imagine!?!
Could not divorce her fast enough. Ze goblins broke several speed records getting the paper’s filed.
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She bathed in Ketchup, Mustard, and Mayo.
I couldn’t get out of that fast enough.
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He clipped his toenails, smelled his feet, and wanted to touch my face afterwards.
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her face smelled like toenails and orc feet covered with ketchup, mustard, and mayo… no amount of perfume could hide that awful smell… into the great random portal in the sky she went
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Damn Portal Jockey, literally refused to trust anyone everything was hidden in portals little did she know I am an engineer and using that fine gnomish engineering. I actually ported into the most lavish clothing and shoe collection EVER!
took me a few hours to clear out some of her clothing, but then I hit the motherload of the most beautiful lingerie collection ever. I knew this even beat Jaina’s private collection. Loading it all up I used the engineering portal and landed in booty bay. set up a hidden secret shop and had the goblins make cheap knock-off copies and sent them back.
Bonus was the hidden diary and boy is the entries juicy and how did I not noticed she has a hidden thing for Hawkéns. and NOT Gornur as everyone thought.
As for that heathen Sixenn she would be dealt with for her comments about Mayo and fries has there is nothing wrong with Ketchup on any hotdog. it’s a regional thing.
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You were nice when you were alive, but now, this. I just can’t anymore. You’re cold and very dead.
I think we need to see other people now. The paperwork has been filed and sorted. You’re just not the person I used to know.
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it’s the lack of hygiene. While he was a beast in the sack, that orc breath ugh
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She was mad at me because I haven’t bathed in the last decade. Apparently the occasional Riptide “doesn’t count as a shower”. The woman is tracking demons through the house and she’s worried about my smell?
Shamans and demons don’t mix. I’m outta here and back to hiding in Gornur’s basement.
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You wear the mask everywhere we go. Even to bed, It was fun at first but i’m starting to think you have a problem.
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