He insisted on the water system instead being lava instead… I wasn’t born in a volcano! D=
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Ugh she was one of those type holy rollers! FOR 5 GOLD i WILL SEND YOU A PERSONAL TOUCH FROM GOD! All I could do was shake my head and back away
the breaking point came when she wanted to convert me.
I had a surprise for her and sent her packing… decided to go home and sharpen my blades and talk to my teacher mister Lich. Who said I did the right thing by leaving, but I messed up by letting it live.
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Was horrified by me and Amal’thazad bonding.
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Bonding… Yeah Bonding in what was to be our BED. the fact he seems to enjoy it more than me really freaked me out decided to do the evil thing pulled out the phylactery and destroyed it then launched Gornur into his own volcano. made sure to toss the bed on top of him as well wasn’t taking any chance incase he had picked up some strange you know condition down below and and shared it with everyone else.
Posted on the Dalaran medical board about his dirty sleeping hazards and for everyone to get tested., and here I thought I was kinky I feel strangely normal now.
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Tried to kill me and resurrect me to be her obedient love slave.
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what happened in goldshire… should have stayed in goldshire 
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Goldshire is full of camera’s. Nothing stays there. Ze goblins had some choice outtakes of Talee to show me before they released them on Kezan’s funniest Elwynn video’s.
Also looks like Talee might have toured the Dalaran pastry shops before her last visit…
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Sixenn had a unsettling habit of watching her own outtakes after editing the other person out of the frame. She sat there smiling and chuckling while saying “Am I something or what?” I agreed and said “Definitely or what.” The next thing I know ze goblins are tossing me out of my own house. Correction, she just informed me out of her house now.
Now I don’t feel so bad about filming her and Stinky doing a Busby Berkley routine in the hot tub and generating enough ad revenue let me buy my place back from ze goblins. At least I didn’t have to do the dance at the mailbox thing where people have to tip me to not dance in my underwear to pay my tavern tab. /sigh
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Found the rest of the movie cuttings outside and scooped them will use later on.
Went to Penumbrae’s old house and blew it to pieces taking out everything filed an insurance claim on the place, claiming Sixenn was trying to make a gunpowder toy and it went off.
was paid well and in an act of kindness, I mailed the money to Penumbrae because who wants to see a naked troll on the mailbox?
Shudders… Included Divorce papers for free.
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The surprise butt attack on my face was only funny the first three times. At the 17th time I had enough and had to leave for my sanity.
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From the day we met, he was perfect, he would beat up waiters who weren’t polite enough, people who looked at me funny, and he had a great personality. After a while, we developed a very close connection, more than people thought possible between an orc and a blood elf.
We got married after about 4 months and it was amazing, except for 1 problem. About 2-3 times a week, he would roll over in bed and crush me into the mattress under his weight. I wouldn’t be able to breathe, and I would wake up exhausted from fighting to stay alive through the night.
One night, he rolled over slightly differently so that all his weight was pressing in a few fragile areas. I went to the Doctor the morning after and he gave me a back brace with the instructions to wear it all day, every day, for about 2 months. It was agonizing fighting bears, elite wizards and Old Gods while burdened by a back brace, and for the sake of my worth as a hero of the Horde, I made a sacrifice and called a divorce lawyer.
Gornur, it was nothing against you, it was against your 400 pounds of sheer muscle that slowly suffocated me in my sleep and broke my back.
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Found her struggling to fend off a vicious 3oz bull field mouse. So I helped.
One thing led to another, and we got married. That was fine, for maybe a week.
I noticed she would disappear at random, then when I would see her again she would always have a note book. I was intrigued. So I payed careful attention, when she set it down one afternoon I picked it up, flipped it opened and what do you imagine I found??
Stick figure triple X drawings of her and Gornur! Stick figure drawings of Gornur hurling stick figure ex’s into the divorce volcano! Doodles of Gornur! Love notes to Gornur! Poetry! Not to Gornur, just regular poetry.
It was too much. So I loaded her, and the notebook into Ze goblins improved A2 version of the divorcapult, and launched her at the divorce volcano. Maybe I’ll get lucky and knock Gornur in with her…
No where did I leave those stick figure drawings…
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She was waaaaay too into the light. She wanted to convert me because she thought my shamanism was uncultured and uncouth.
I don’t even know what that means!
Into the divorce volcano I went. Jokes on her, shamans like the heat!
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He got so drunk that he nearly destroyed Azeroth by trying to drink all the beer.
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His breath has an odor of dog butt.
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She was one of Gornur’s Girls.
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You must have caught him on a good day. Lucky girl.
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HOLY CRAP I finally wound up with the mysterious Sixenn. Then I found out she was too far into Ze goblins and Ze catapults and really into KINK. Found the stick figures she been looking at and with the movie clips I had I made a really quick deal with the goblins from Gadgetzan they said to toss in some extra’s and we have a deal. Gave them all of Sixenn lingerie sets along with some of Talee stuff for good measure. That place was packed when it opened that night.
Left the divorce papers at the door for her.
Thanks for the money and don’t worry the Ze Goblins said your lingerie would be returned once the Ze Goblin ladies were done…
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Went on and on about her ex…
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Well this is awkward.
He complained about not seeing me often.
Guess i need to stop wearing “Camouflage” often…
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