She had no apples, it was all a lie.
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Divorced because I dominated you too much on the streets and under the sheets and now your too loose.
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It would be a demon Hunter I divorced too hahaha.
She said âyourâ instead of âyouâreâ.
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I tried to remove his helm and he yelped in pain. âWha?â I sputtered and he mumbled something about his mother and a worgen and ran out of the house so fast it left Elaeâs revolving door spinning like a dreidel. While I wonât miss the scary face I will miss the other um⌠inheritances he possessed. /sigh
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She was more into her rose tinted glasses than she was with hanging out with me.
Foot rubs were even offered but nope. Just kept on keepin on.
Twas a sad day
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I didnât even know what gender it was in that armor.
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I thought she looked familiar. I leafed through my old marriage certificates and realized that sheâd left me for that trollop Penumbrae last time. I was just a pit stop on her matrimonial journey.
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This one would bounce all over the house. I couldnât get a moments rest from her constant bouncing on everything. By my beard she had a mailbox collection. Filled the garage, the shed, and the back porch. The postman was so confused he gave up!..hic!
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The beard, I saw a chipmunk run out it last night and all beer drinking/dancing.
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I loved Viktoria more than I can possibly say. She was a real artistic elf. Sensitive. A painter. But she was always trying to find herself⌠sheâd go out every night looking for herself and on the way, she found Kaelthas. Anduin. Genn. And Tyrande.
I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. She saw herself as aliveâŚ
And I. Saw. Her. Dead.
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I saw what you looked like without that helm onâŚ
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I missed him. But after I caught him with some masked Elf. I reloaded and fired again.
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I could not pronounce her name without splitting my lip on a tusk so I just called her FiFi my little void poodle and well, she reloadedâŚ
After several applications of greater heal I decided to let her and the toaster settle things while I joined the crowd at the tavern. Ow. /sigh
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kept saying âi think we need to aâvoidâ each other and see other people.â to which i responded by ironically rendering our marriage contract ânull and voidâ 
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We may be broken up, but can we still be cousins?
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I kept accidentally stepping on her while she was stealthed.
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Sheâd say dinner was readyâŚonly for me to find grass served.
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He would never tidy up his soul shards, kept finding them all over the place, and the fel hunter pooping on the carpet. I was done.
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You should have seen what my pets did to to the carpetâŚwell, whatâs left of it.
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