You Are The Evil Monster In Wow

People claim to be fighting the good fight for their Faction. For their race. For a holy cause. For freedom. Fighting against the Evil Monsters that are trying to take over the world. The fight goes on continually, without pause as the heroes of Azeroth fight to eradicate the Monsters in the realm.

But lets take a look at what is really transpiring. Azeroth is filled with NPCs. that compose the larger population of the world. Just about every creature from the encyclopedia of mythology. And of course the world of animals. These innocent residents of nature go about there daily routines. Minding their own business. Just happy to enjoy a beautiful peaceful day. Oh how idyllic.

But then here you come. Stomping around in your armor, brandishing your two handed sword, or your magic staff of death, or your guns or bows. Just looking for some innocent life-form to extinguish. You say you are traveling to kill an evil monster. But then why is it that along your route there lays a path of death and devastation that would make Genghis Khan tremble.

Yes you have been seen murdering everything that resides in your path. Indiscriminately. The list here is endless. Orcs, Humans, Dragons, Centaurs, Elves, Deers, rabbits, pigs, horses, and yeah even that poor innocent cow outside Stormwind. just look at what you have done. What have you become. What type of nice person does this kind of thing?

The answer is only an Evil Monster does this kind of unprovoked mass-murder. So There you have it. You, yes you. Are Wow’s real Evil Monsters.

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I do it for the fat loot.

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Yeah its awesome

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We are absolutely The Problem. The Champion is responsible for most of what goes wrong. The rest is us cleaning up our own mess. :sweat_smile:

I destroy entire civilizations for a couple gold and an atta boy. I’ve known for a long time I’m not the hero of this story.

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I recall Xal’atath saying a similar thing to one of my priests, something about murdering their way across a whole continent.

Me, I already know I am not ‘good’, Horde is about alliance of convenience to survive.

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No I’m not a evil monster. I only kill things for my quests. Sometimes when i get bored I kill things for fun
and
umm
ok maybe i am a monster?

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Lets not kid ourselves wow is monsters-r-us. Yes, we bad.

yea I am, and I like it

I just want to do more war crimes for the alliance tbh

To be fair, a good deal of those ‘innocent critters’, for some reason, didn’t run away when a Felguard charged past them.
That’s a serious lack of self-preservation right there!

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defias brotherhood did nothing wrong

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well of course i am, I was born into this world as a murder hobo.

Nah I’m a paladin so when I do it it’s not evil.

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Awwww shucks Tigersan, you’re such a flatterer! Teehee! :blush:

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I mean this isn’t a new observation.

That’s why a lot of people refer to the player character as a murder hobo

Li-Li asked us to get something to use as red paint. Our murderhobo characters immediately defaulted to blood and gave a couple of liters of it to a young girl. We’re psychopaths

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That is in fact the reason why humanity has always destroyed the world. Even people at war today do not want to be there. Its the faction leaders leading a political fight and we are just pawns. Non of the “Champions” are the true enemies on either side. Its the leaders, always will be.

It would be pretty funny if there was an actual enemy that was scared of us just because of the massive body count we leave in our wake

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It’s not my fault that all I hear is a blaring Kill Bill murder siren in my head at all times.

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If they would just give up the goods I wouldn’t have to kill them.

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Hmmm. He may be on to something.

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