You are going to stop living!

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This Ogre saying always makes me chuckle.

Share your ingame chuckle inducing things!

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Back in BC (or I guess now in BCC) Shattered Halls has a 2 headed ogre boss that argues with itself. One of the best lines is Head 1:“Me hungry” Head 2:“You always hungry, that why we are so fat!”

Laughed every time.

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“Me smash!”
“Why don’t you let me do the talking.”
“Heeey”

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“Your mother so old, she saw the rise of the first kingdom!”-random Mogu in Mogushan palace clan fight.

“You still have your head attached, interesting…”-random Faerie in Ardenweald.

“Bears aren’t the only thing to fear in the woods!”-another random Faerie in Ardenweald.

“Are there no bear butts for me to fetch?!?”-Johnny Awesome.

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Gnome to gnome.

‘My, you’re a tall one.’ or some such.

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Especially awkward when the Gnome NPC is larger than the Gnome player.

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I went to Undercity to get a facial. Ha! Have you seen these people? I said, ‘You don’t have a lower jaw and you’re going to give ME a facial?’ She got mad…at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? ‘Rawe-rau-werew’ Ho-ho! She sounded like a murloc!

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  • “I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat Gnomes, separate the eggs- or was it… eh, details.”-Female Draenei…
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Nothing really makes me chuckle in WoW that I can recall… I guess I’m jaded… or just have a poor sense of humor.

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Your days are numbered fruit vendor! I know about your Ogre army!

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I really miss the Troll silly where they did a rendition of Smoke Two Joints but with eating Gnomes. Sadly it was removed :frowning:

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I use my transmog yak a lot and always get a laugh when my grummie buddies Mystic Birdhat and Cousin Slowhands get dumped off somewhere. Poor guys. I think about them as real people more than any other NPC.

“You could die from dysentery out here.” when they get dropped off in Maldraxxus. :rofl:

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i believe it was the slaughtering of 2 dwarves and it was pulled when the TBC patch rolled out so ‘working as intended’ according to the overlords.

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Fargo Flintlocke doing . . . anything really. Also any time my pet attacks older humanoid mobs that are SUPPOSED to call out your race, so in my case instead of “I’ll kill any gnome who passes.” the line becomes “I’ll kill any Talon who passes.” If I attack with my raptor.

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When I click on a dwarven flightmaster and they say, "Keep yer feet on the ground!"

One of my favorites is when they say "Shop. BROWSE! sniffing sound… Smell.

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“No. No. I won’t do that. …But my sister will!” - female blood elf

Always a good lol

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“No, they’re not real thanks for noticin’!”

“Yeah,they’re real…they’re not mine but they’re real.”

“Yes, they are real and they can cut glass!”

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They have a lot of good lines. I love the grummels.

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They are many. A most recent one was in Maldraxxus one of the NPCs in there said something along the lines of “Your Back. How unfortunate…” Now I click him every time I go by.

In the Night Fae place one of the fairy people was quite surprised my character still had a head saying something to that affect.

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I mean, he’s not wrong.