You are an NPC

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“Don’t touch what you can’t afford…”

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42

Joke lines:
“Next time you do that, I swear I’ll reset!”
“They didn’t pay me enough for more of this.”

Angry lines:
“Do that one more time, and you’ll be clicking with your feet.”
“Any more of that, and I WILL… vanish.”

And a just because line:
“Git krunk’d.”

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That’s the spot!

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44

Nothing to see here, mooove along.

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45

There was already one cow joke here, move along yourself

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46

click

Banana!

click

Banana!

click

Banana!

click

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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47

I would like to explode into a bloody mess and have a loot table. I’d like it to be all the missing parts of all the animals we killed.

“huh, so all those zebra’s with no hooves…they’ve been here the whole time”

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48

Joke line:
“I was the one who crashed the Exodar”
“My conversion to a death knight? Lets just say that I was exiled from exile…”

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49

I’d send them on numerous pointless errand quests, each more annoying than the last for an RNG based reward that would always give them something that only works for a spec they aren’t using. … oh wait, that’s what happens now!

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50

“Careful, mon. I might poke back, with my Mongoose Bite.”

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51

“Click me twenty thousand times in less than two hours and you can fly.”

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52

The first 5 clicks… Cover for me. I gotta whiz behind a tree. The next click… I’m about to whiz on you if you don’t stop

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53

You keep poking me. I do not think the gesture means what you think it means.

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54

I would just flex and break the PCs cursor on my glorious chest.

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55

Can you run faster then I can reload

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56

I’d be an NPC selling, for transmog purposes, replica armorkini pieces. (Hopefully after a texture/polygon upgrade.) And when clicked enough to annoy me…

“That’s it! No Panties For You!”

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57

Careful, you might cut yourself on my edge.

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58

This but with a fem Blood Elf voice.

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59

First click: Good day to you!
Second click: Go with honor, friend.
Third click: Darkness bless you.
Fourth click: Stop that!
Fifth click: Knock. It. Off.
Sixth click: (sensual voiced) I want you…
Seventh click: (reverb voice effect)…torn to pieces by my fel minions. Moohawhawhaw.
Eighth click: Good day to you!

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60

no im not :thinking:

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