You are an NPC

Don’t you guys have Crohn’s?

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Any and all of Xzar’s lines from Baldur’s Gate.

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“Report to Light’s Hope Chapel, we’ll pray, okay?” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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“Get gabbing or get going!”

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“That’s nice, now just a little lower.”

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“How would you feel about being a part of my army? Continue and the choice will not be your own.”

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I read this as “Get grabbing or get going”

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I would say nothing… I would simply /fart

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You sir, are the first one to tell a cow joke that I actually found funny. Congratulations!

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I’d just polymorph you into a cookie, like majin buu

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If you play the hillsbrad opening quest you will know what happens with dumass, orkus, and Johnny awesome.

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Hey mon…Stop dat.
Brew a Monk an ale first mon.

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“If Lady Chryous kicks the bucket, interested in being my next apprentice?”

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Would continue poking and asking who daheck is Chryous and why you have an irish accent

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The night elf female /doom sums it up perfectly and with the perfect voice acting required: “You came here to die.”

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Already there. Your turn smiles maliciously

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Aww you corrected it. You should have left it :frowning:

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Chryous liked my post and I cant figure out who they are still… I feel like im being stalked. Halp

“Is this an initiation for a poke war? I will poke back!”

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Aww yeah, count me in. So you are the one the blood elf was crushing on… and was trying to replace…

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