You Are an Employee at "Build an Elf Workshop"

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You work the assembly line along with about 300 other employees that really, really hate their job. Nameless, faceless, emotionless elf shells gradually come down the line. Some employees rub a tree on the face of an elf shell and POOF! a new night elf is born. Other employees rub the fel on their faces and BIDOOF! they’ve made a felblood elf. Some other tricksters rub a Stephenie Meyer on an elf shell and KRAKOWLAO! a San’layn is born. Even more employees use mana crystals and BAZAOW! they make a Nightborne. Oh, what’s this? Another elf shell? Better expose it to years of tragedy, trauma, and a hint of fel and then WAPAWOWOWOW! you’ve made a blood elf. Or, you take an elf shell and expose it to 100% concentrated irrelevance and BZZZZINGGGRRRAAAA! you’ve made a brand new high elf.

But you’re a free and independent spirit, and you decide to grace the world with a brand new creation of your own design. An elf shell rolls up in front of you… this is your moment.

What material do you reach for? What new elf monstrosity do you unleash upon the world?

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i reach for the voodoo to create a troll’dorei

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I reach for Gold, the Plot Armor and Blue Shader.

Voila! I have birthed the Golden Elf…and they’re part of the Alliance with Plot Armor that always seven layers thicker than anything trying to kill its ability to breach.

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I unleashed this Monster Vampire Bunny Elf back in WoD :wink:

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You seem to have accidentally constructed the troll’dorei in the laffy-taffy factory.

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Every day we stray closer to the Void. ಠ_ಠ

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i reach for the rocks and create the zug’dorei!

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I rub a Gnome, cookie and the elf shall together and make a keebler elf.

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I had to.

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I reach for a bag of spooky music and a bit of human and build a Danny Elf-Man

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I think I messed up, I didn’t have enough parts an now I have these… short elves.

They’re not used to their stubby legs and are hobbling around. I think… I think I’ll call them…

Hobbits.

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This entire thread must be purged.

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Nothing a little blight can’t solve.

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I sew on the torn off wings of a gryphon and make an Avariel!

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Burn it.

BURN IT!!

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I would create super buff Elves who are addicted to Creatine and Protein.

call em the Bro’dorei.

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Dear lord. Stay away from da voodoo. :latin_cross:

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I would make night elf futa real