You are a raid boss

what mechanics do you get and what loot do you drop?

Literally turn me into Kratos and I solo the whole game.

I would live my life as a raid boss the same way I live my real life.

Great all-around Damage mitigation, A mountain of health and MOST importantly, Nothing of value, not even vendor greys.

All they would get is a long boring fight, I’d be extremely safe!

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You know, I actually thought about this.

Serrannah, the Lightbringer:

Abilities:
Lightbringer Aura. 260 resistance to all elements. Reflects 10% of all melee damage done to the caster as holy damage. Immune to armor reducing abilities.

Crusader Strike
Seal of Vengeance (undispellable)

Holy Strike: Works like Templars Verdict, with damage done equal to the number of Vengeance stacks on a target. Holy Damage.

Divine Storm. Hits unlimited number of targets in range. Heals me for damage done.

Consecration. I can place it anywhere like Death and Decay. Slows the target too. Heals me for damage done.

Seal of Command. When I cast this I sprint to a random target and wail away. The damage on the initial targetcan be healed through, but the Cleave damage will absolutely muder people in range.

Hammer of Justice and Repentance will get mass casted at random targets, but I will prioritize healers and hybrid classes first.

I cast Bubble at 50%, and heal to full.

I cast Wings at 20% which lasts for the rest of the fight.

If the Enrage Timer runs out, I cast Lay on Hands, heal to full, and kill the entire raid with Holy Wrath.

I drop exclusively weapons.

Hard mode? I have Avenging Wrath up the entire fight, and Divine Protection. In addition, the entire raid suffers from Vindication. Less healing and damage done.

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Tbh if you were a raid boss you’d only have one ability.

Tears of the light: the caster cries and moans and stomps their feet on the forums for 2 entire months until they get their way and open up class balancing for the rest of the game. Deals 0 damage but is incredibly annoying.

If I was a raid boss my only ability would be that I one shot any paladin that has a single point in the retribution tree.

Are you stalking my posts now? Kinda creepy ngl. And I think you posted something bad in another topic a few hours ago because it got deleted.

Should call it quits before I get the mods involved.

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Couldn’t care less about your posts tbh, I am a vanilla enthusiasts I am always on the classic general forums too, you’re not special. Funny you’re already using your special ability. And no, deleted my own comment on that post because someone already said what I needed to, because unlike rets I don’t constantly repeat myself for months on end.

Yama is a bit of a creep, isn’t he :expressionless:

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Your main ability would be mass delusion: claim something is good when there is clear evidence and a wide view of the opposite. Does 0 damage, debuffs the caster with embarrassment and lowers intellect.

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Dude thinks I am solely responsible for corrupting Wrath Classic :shrug:

If you were a raid boss, what would your abilities be?

You cried for months on end for class homogenisations which you got. You should probably just go to dragonflight if you want balance changes.

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My wife’s the raid boss. I guess I’m tanking because I have all the aggro.

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You poor thing.

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Howdy, stranger!

I’m not surprised your wife is angry at you.

I made my wife what she wanted for dinner.

My wife had potato soup.

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A sandwich?

Me too!
Everybody loves grilled brats.

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Beer brats / mustard / sauerkraut is the bis combo

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