You’re surrounded by dwarves

And all of them are singing “Lay All Your Love On Me”.

How do you react?

Good thing I speak Dwarf… ahem “Another round of mead on me laddies!”.

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Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work I go!

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no the dwarves sing

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Are their kegs? There better be kegs. And a mug. I like a nice heavy mug.

I tell them to go away. If they don’t, I make them go away by throwing beer cans out the door and slamming, locking it once they’re outside chasing those cans down.

Counter with this

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(‘Rip!’) “Oh, I’m having a wardrobe malfunction! (‘twang’) Ooo, there’s me hammer.”

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Step 1: Fire
Step 2: Laugh
Step 3: Cannibalism

I react by killing them all.

You Don’t go wasting your emotions, that’s for sure.

Some things can never be unseen.

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This versions a heckin bop so its worth it

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Step 4: Wondering why the Dwarves are cooking and cannibalizing a Forsaken…?

Bones do make good soup.

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They’re dwarves; making good decisions isn’t their strong point.

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Oh, wow, that’s nice, I have to go register for the Grand Azeroth Marathon from Silvermoon to Desolace by way of Halfhill. Bye.

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Simple I grab my pandaren friend and we go out drinking with said dwarves, then when they’re all passed out I steal their bags of gold and get out of there quick. What happens to my pandaren friend…yeah I’m…uh…not putting that part here. What they wanna do while drunk around drunk dwarves is their business while all my drinks are watered down so I can sneak off with the goods lol

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Rolling a dorf was the best decision any wow player could ever make!!

There’s a great metal cover of this.

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