Her podium wobbles as she leans against it. A smile beams across her face as her head nods up and down while overlooking the crowd of two.
“Betters lates than nevers!!” she beamed.
“In two weeks. TWO WEEKS!!”
A lone mouse dies on the sidewalk and grapples the attention of a playful pup.
“Gets yous mogs readys becuase I’s gots MONIES to spends! ONES HUNDREDS MILLIONS THOUSANDS GOLDS!”
She reads from a prewritten speech
“Everyones is invites as longs as yous can be nice. If yous no can be nice, yous no is invites. Please looks sharps. If yous no looks sharps, yous no can wins. Kittys will has hers staffs release full details within twenty four six hours. Thanks yous.”