Wtf is lava beam?

so i just looked at my shaman and on all 3 spets there is no ability called “lava beam” no pvp, no talent, no passive, NOTHING!
so can some one tell me what this is???

It’s the empowered form of chain lightning while in ascendant form.

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I guess lazer beam was copyrighted so some intern said lets name it “Lava beam”

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It’s a slang term for an event that takes place about 10 to 12 hours after eating at Taco Bell.

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Press ascendance and then look at chain lightning.

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how would it make sense for a shaman to have lazers?

everyone knows that only sharks have lazer beams.

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I thought lava lazers were those things ravers twirl in their hands.

something ION made up to buff himself ingame

If ION is on the task of “buffing DPS Shamans” he should probably be sent to work on the mages…leave shaman DPS to someone who actually plays Shaman DPS.

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It is what a corehound does when it has to tinkle

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ok thank you all!
now i know!

Well shamans are receiving significant aoe buffs this patch with only a minor single target damage nerf. So I don’t know why you would be upset at a large buff.

This is general discussion, generally people are not going to be happy unless their class gets the equivalent of no cooldown death touch, and immunity to crowd control.

Edit:. Wait, my bad, they’d still be unhappy, just because it was “too easy now”.

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Gold!
Shaman cleansing ritual.

I totally read that as fava bean

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And despite everyone in this thread knowing that, can anyone really say they wouldn’t eat taco bell anyways? I know that I can’t say no to those cheesy potato burrito things.

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Probs because we’re still dirt league damage in raid with utility that is covered by other “more DPS” specs.
(Outside of WF Tot, which isn’t important because the other specs that could benefit greatly are also dirt league.)

Bringing Ele/Enh to raid is trolling your raid right now if you’re doing anything other than casual.

Yes please, offer more of your youtube video wisdom. Elemental and enhance are perfectly fine choices for raid. Not every member of your raid group is there for utility, a decent chunk of them are just there for damage and there are a lot of ele or enhance players that can outperform most other meta specs.

There is a 8/10M Enhance who is also glad and frequently does high dps in his raid.

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Ehhhh raiding is prob ele strong suit this season. Our ST dmg is really well with only a few bosses that work against us.

10 to 12 hours after? Try 10-12 minutes!

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