Wrogen Tails Where they at?

What the heck? How did I seriously not ever notice they don’t have tails :frowning_with_open_mouth: I mean they’re LITERALLY A DOG.

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They aren’t thought.

They are humans that take on canine features.

They don’t necessarily need to take on ALL of them (like a tail).

They get claws, paws and jaws like a wolf. They are easy to identify as being “wolf-like” without a tail.

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Worgen’s don’t get tails since they’re a mutant human

It’s been explained before, but in short this is the deal:

The annual tail development budget for Blizzard is very small, and always has been, for “reasons.”

They’ve been saving it up for the dragon dudes/dudettes that they knew they would be adding and which they knew needed big, long, beautiful tails. So they saved up that small annual tail development budget for like, what, a decade or so? Something like that.

And now we see the results on the new race!

Poor Worgen, you’ll have to wait for at least one or maybe even two more expansions for Blizzard to save up the tail budget to get you your tails. That’s just life sometimes.

So relax little doggies, eventually, you’ll get your tails…that is, unless some strange hamster virus hits the servers and the game shuts down for good. But what are the odds of that happening?

/moo :cow:

It’s not actually 8.7k there’s about 50 dedicated people in bumping it thus you get a natural inflow of people. Without them the thread would’ve been lucky to break 500 posts.

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But it’s rumored the next new race after the drac’thyr will be all tail, so the worgen are out of luck for at least the next 20 years.

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Shhhh…they don’t need to know about that yet.

/moo :cow:

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All they have to do is make it optional. Then players can choose if they would like a tail or not.

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Query: where does my fifth finger go when I turn into a werewolf? :thinking:

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I’m not going to answer that.

I’ll just get myself in trouble.

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Well no wonder blizz still ignores the call. Not enough real outcry.

Chespin is lying so don’t believe a word they say they just hate Worgen.

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Chespin failed trying to argue their case months ago, tried lying and trolling in the post, this is just where they are at now. It is a bit of a weird mania at this point really.

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Worgen Tails and Worgen Shaman, imo!

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I’m not lying and you know that.

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Chespin give it a break your hate for Worgen players is sad my dude. I mean really its a race in the game and you have been banned a few times for your comments towards Worgen players. But hey its ok we don’t hate your race. We just want options for ours. Im sorry you dont like Worgen but at the same time we arent going anywhere so you just have to deal with us.

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You’re partially lying by intentionally misleading. Even 400 people is a pretty large chunk of interested forum goers, especially since the vast majority of posts against it are yourself and the weirdly obsessed Moonguard clique.

I reject this number anyway. The post is there and people may look for themselves. The OP got herself banned over a year ago for other reasons, so that is at least one particularly interested person not bumping the post

I’ll also point out that your original reason for your dislike of worgen was your claim that the worgen/Scythe of Elune link was contrived retconning to validate playable worgen druids which “ruined your game.” That shifted significantly when I linked you the actual release date vanilla quest and associated flavor items that showed you were full of tauren dung and had no idea what you were talking about.

You then resorted to just flat out lying and trolling when it was further pointed out to you that tauren druids are the exact sort of contrivance that you claim to hate: Amended lore so a certain race, and through that race, the Horde could have druids.

Only 2 people from that post are here and with about the same sort of ratio of for and against, as well as WHO is for and against, is also pretty well represented. People may judge for themselves what they think of how truthful you are and feel free to browse the uber post to see arguments for and against.

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Wrogen

who?

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Give Worgen tails.

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Yep, you’re doing the exact same thing as always ignoring what I said. You claimed I was lying which is a your own lie. It doesn’t take too much effort for someone to check the other thread to prove I’m right.

You and your bunch are following me around flagging random posts which really don’t deserve it at all. I just hope the admins catch on to your little troop’s antics and punish you appropriately. Too many times an admin had to restore a post due to false reports.