Write a Thing!

Title says it all, write a thing, any thing, could be about one character or multiple characters. It could be long or short. Write a thing!

Here’s my thing:

Aelyndris perched atop the branch, in the upper boughs of Teldrassil, her green and brown leathers blending in easily with the surrounding nature while she added a touch of shadow to make herself truly invisible. As her spectral sight scanned miles of terrain at a time her lips curled into a mischievous grin as she spotted him, the Kaldorei was tall and muscular wearing a simple green leather vest and pants with several scars dotting his amethyst skin and long blue hair tied back into a neat pony tail. The Demon Hunter closed her eyes and shadows gently rose off her form as her consciousness easily swirled with Valuryn’s.

I see the hearthstone worked. The Druid’s thought echoed in Aelyn’s head.

Did you need to set it hundreds of feet in the air? I was nearly impaled on several branches before I got my bearings.

You’re the Demon Hunter, I figured you were agile enough to handle a little surprise. I could set it to the Temple of the Moon if you’d prefer, I’m sure my kinsman would love to meet you.

My, my is that snark? I believe I’m rubbing off on you.

I’m fairly certain you enjoy ‘rubbing off’ on me. The comment surprised Aelyn and she nearly failed to stifle a giggle.

Careful handsome, or I may decide to introduce myself to your family.

Feel free, but be sure to shift before you do. Afterwards we can ask Maiev to plan a wedding. Valuryn snickered at the faint laughter in the distance.

Valuryn continued at a slow pace enjoying their shared mind in silence. It was an odd sort of intimacy to be sure but then, they were an odd pair anyway.

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Little is known and even less is written about the nature of the mysterious golden power held within the Souls of the Dagon family. Centuries ago, the first recorded Dagon’s dying days were spent in a fervor, writing things down that his family never knew of. Svenrir wrote of a “Day of Red” when he rescued a mysterious being from the clutches of a foul Cult at the fringes of Gilnean society, this being then granting him a boon that he could either use or gift to his legacy. The man not knowing what the gift is, he chose to grant it to his legacy, binding this boon to his spirit. Though later known to be the red drake “Kumostraz”, much of Sven’s writings speak of the terror Sven felt when looking into the eyes of the man he saved. Although Sven capably defeated the drake’s captors, he still felt as if he were a mouse looking up into the face of a giant. For decades this power lay dormant until Sven’s life began to fade, where he began to see the power he was granted. Fear gripped Sven once again, as he almost knew that this golden energy did not come without a cost.

He speculated on what it might become, what it might mean for the future Dagons. Alas, he passed long before he could study the power that revealed itself. Blamed on his becoming senile in his dying days, the golden power was written off as nothing but mere halluicinations as Sven’s mind decayed. Decades passed before it was even thought of again, as the Dagon family grew in power and influence within the Kingdom of Gilneas. Not yet nobility, they were still seen as fearsome knights and peerless merchants, until the mystery cult reared its face once again. A Dagon was dispatched with a band of soldiers to discover the darkness within Gilneas’ borders by a concerned bishop, which ended with the realization that Svenrir Dagon did not lose his mind. Fearsome power filled that Dagon’s body, a power used to crush darkness before it was even revealed.

He spoke the truth, of light and power. Of Dragonfire did he speak, a fire of might and magic gifted to a lineage of warriors. A fire that granted the Dagons their nobility, a fire that was forgotten once more as Gilneas fell into peace. Treated as legend, Dragonfire was left to the history books until the last Dagon found herself fighting a war against Hell itself. Awakening the gift of Dragonfire, Sint found something far more potent than her ancestors knew. But it also awoke a horrible cost, as Sint felt a weakness in her heart each time she used it. Svenrir wrote that he feared the cost of such a profound gift, something Sint didn’t worry about until the present. She thought her war had ended.

Perhaps it had just begun.

(I could make more.)

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Serphius considered the body on the table in front of him and decided that, when you got right down to it, death was highly underrated.

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off topic but i like your avatar.

thank you. this is her permanent face, probably, so she’d better look good. you know? :wink:

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His blade sat heavy on his shoulder.

The great expanse of Lordaeron’s heartland lay before him. A perch upon a mountainside; his ‘home’ for the passing months was little comfort, even for a being of his semblance. Caustic winds, buoyed by the stench of the blight and azerite which had sundered his ancestral homeland, made their presence known. Little had grown in Lordaeron since the Prince fell, less grew now.

But within him expanded a needing; there was a requirement inside him for purpose.

Doubtless others felt the same. It was a possibility he long considered from his perch amidst the mountain. For how long could he sequester his aching soul? What little there was left of it, in any case. But if even a dozen, a half-dozen, just one other …

The plans of others no longer concerned him. Kings, Queens, sons and daughters of self-assigned providence; leaders of Ego and almighty Right. He had no time for such endeavours any longer. An eternity sat before him so long as his skeletal form remained steadfast. There was far too much to be done for the flaking remnants of Old.

Caustic winds, buoyed by the stench of the blight and azerite which had sundered his ancestral homeland, made their presence known. He rose from the gray moss and slate rock of the mountainside. Fleckings of dying vegetation came free from his body. The stirring skeleton was unknown to the mountain. Yet before him expanded the great heartland of Lordaeron, her throat still burning with a stench of both the chemical and the primordial.

The first spark of illumination began in his vacant sockets, an ethereal hue which was ill suited against bone. Yet for the little he could ‘feel’, it felt … good. Alive.

This world was his no longer. But perhaps, he could help save it – with others at his back; no, shoulder to shoulder. A bulwark against the Wars to come. The Dead, for the Living.

His blade sat heavy on his shoulder, and he stepped down from the mountain.

You’re not my real father, you can’t tell me what to do!

Ever since her second death, and subsequent rebirth into unlife, Isalenna Rosebrook felt… cold. Flashes of emotional sensations assaulted her, reminders of how she felt - how she should feel, and how she now only felt temporarily. The sight of the woman she loved, Shakaava, was the first time she felt pleasure since returning from the Maw. Even that, however, was tinged with a dark chill.

Still, this state was not without its perks, even she had to admit. Whereas once her mind was tormented by whispers from shadowy fiends, her mind once again knew blessed silence. Peace. She had forgotten what it was like to close her eyes and hear… nothing. No voices telling her to beware, to fear, to kill. She finally felt…

Free.

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Shakaava stood alone in the woods, her mind in turmoil. It had only been three days since Isalenna had come with her to the Exodar. Three days ago, she had still believed her name was ‘Nokeena’ …still believed a lot of things, in fact, to be the truth of her life as of the past two centuries. It was one of those grimly funny things about the kind of trauma she’d experienced, that her memories could be so jumbled that she’d forget her own name and take the name of her adoptive sister instead. She was unsure she’d ever be able to figure out exactly how that happened. But then again, Shakaava had always been suspicious of the Void’s influence on her mind.

And now Isalenna was dead. After suffering Sha infestation for what felt like years but was most likely a few months at most, she’d found herself in Dalaran. She still didn’t know how she got there or even why, but it was where Isalenna had found her, struggling against the influence of the Sha thing that had found its way into her body, and her very soul. And yet that wasn’t even the only reunion she experienced that day. Two more happened thusly; Ob’oru, another ‘N’krahthir’ had come to her that day, and helped Isalenna remove the infection from her.

And then he’d explained things to her, helped her understand the truth. Looking back on it, part of her wondered why she’d ever been wary of Ob’oru. After all, Shakaava now had her adoptive mother and sister back. Araana, who she had thought dead, and Nokeena… the name she had unintentionally stolen in fact belonged to a burned woman. Both had been in stasis; kept safe in some of the few remaining pods available to the Draenei… but stuck in a comatose state because of Shakaava herself. It had been the only way to save them from death, but because at the time she didn’t really understand what she was doing to them… it was chilling to her, knowing that she’d very nearly doomed her loved ones.

Somehow, the Void energies she’d used had transformed, and so when Isalenna Rosebrook made use of her natural ability to feed on magic to draw the Void energies out, they became immediately aggressive. As they were pulled from the bodies of Araana and Nokeena, they began infusing Isalenna directly. It became so bad that in a last ditch effort to banish the darkness, her closest, most beloved friend had taken her own life.

And if Isalenna couldn’t be brought back, she was destined to a terrible fate. What she had been told by the woman who had come for Isalenna; her mother …Zaria? She couldn’t remember for sure, it must’ve been Zaria, had told her something deeply disturbing. That all was not well in the Shadowlands. The loss of Isalenna hurt deeply…and it frightened Shakaava to think that she had damned potentially hundreds of souls to a hellscape they may well not have even been meant to enter in the first place.

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Just bumping this for now. Will have something later.

Anything, you say? Time to hit y’all with some rogue poetry. Some… Roguetry!

There once was a rogue from Nantucket,
Who kept all his knives in a bucket,
He said with a grin,
As he started to spin:
“When I let this thing go,
You best duck it!”

Sneak
Sneak
Sneak
Sneak
Sneak
Sneak-sneak
STAB!
Dead

R um
A nd
K egs
H old
A mazing
M emories

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
I am the greatest!

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Alright I finally have my thing.

Sinothyr and I have known each other since childhood. In the woods we would find the biggest trees we could and see who could reach the top the fastest. She’d usually win, sometimes under her own power; other times I’d let her win. Why? Because cared about her. I liked seeing her smile and I knew how to make her smile. Whenever her mother would make things hard for me my mind would eventually drift towards the freshest memory of that smile. For centuries I’d never forget it. Even after she left home for Feathermoon I could see it. Even through my misguided trysts I could count on her smiling face; because she was the only one who really cared.

When I told her about my plans, that first day of the rest of my…life, I was overjoyed to hear her accept. Once more I could see her face again, hear her laugh and see the shine in her eyes; because she was the only one who really cared. I thought she was the only one in life who truly care about me. Of course, as I was soon reminded, all good things must come to an end. I thought she cared about me. I showed her my best kept secrets, bared them on shining glass plate for her shatter on the forest floor and flee into the wilds. I thought she cared about me; I thought she loved me. I followed her trail because I thought she cared about, thought she loved me. I thought of only her because I thought she loved me; and I dragged the blade’s edge through her chest because I still loved her. I took her name to give me comfort. I gave her eternal life so that she could be with me and now the only one who cared is the one who despises me the most. I still remember her smile, as she does mine.

A bit of a flashback writing for Asharri here from a prompt on Tumblr.

Hellfire Peninsula was such an awful place. It was grim, unsightly, smelly, and most of all - suffocating. Or perhaps the latter was more the level of anxiety that grew within, always threatening to break the surface but never succeeding.

Tonight was an especially rough night for Asharri as she soaked in the tub within her private tent at Falcon Watch. The warm water did nothing to soothe her troubled mind like it was able to do for her achy muscles after another long day.

A heaviness sank deep into the pits of her stomach as she trembled, doing all she could to not let her emotions burst through her eyes like the breaching of a dam. Clutching the mana crystal that hung from a thin chain around her neck, she silently pleaded for its sliver of power to wipe her memory of the day’s events, but she was no arcanist and outside of the help with painful withdrawals it provided - it was foolish to think for a moment it would ever be more merciful than that.

And just as unkind as the mind was at times, Asharri saw that flash of terror sweep over the young ranger’s eyes moments before the ground opened beneath him and a massive tunneler swallowed both he and his hawkstrider whole. It had all happened so fast. Far too fast to do a damn thing about it. Another one of her own gone. Just like that. His light extinguished.

Releasing the crystal, Asharri buried her face into her hands and quietly wept. She didn’t deserve this trust her superiors put in her. They chose wrong.

They chose all wrong.

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This is a story I’ve had stewing around for a little bit now, and this is a great excuse to let it out!

It was finally done, Inethran thought, as he turned his gaze upwards, towards the glittering spires of white and gold. Silvermoon now belonged to the Ren’dorei. Now, and only now, could they call somewhere home. Somewhere to study and truly master their newfound powers.

His leather boots made a distinct thud as he walked along the stone paved roadway. Curious, he thought, as he should not hear his footsteps with all the commotion around him. The Riftblades and Void Mages scrambled around, hastily trying to set up their arcane instruments. Human soldiers walked the streets on guard, their blades drawn. Perhaps this many Ren’dorei caused them concern. The Void is something not understood easily, especially for those whos lifespans wouldn’t allow such a delve into it.

Silvermoon had changed since he had last seen it. While unmistakably the city of the Quel’dorei, there had been some…Horde modifications made to some of the roads and buildings. Perhaps these had been erected during the battle? Wait. Battle? What battle? Inethran stopped. He couldn’t remember any sort of battle. The day started as most before. He was somewhere in Kul Tiras, searching for any information that would aid in the understanding of the Void. And now, he was standing in the middle of an Alliance controlled Silvermoon, the Ren’dorei banner hanging from windows and tower walls. Something had happened…
As Inethran stood there, desperately attempting to find his own memories, the buzz of activity still swarming around him, a familiar, uncomfortable feeling struck him. Like a small finger, groping around the back of his mind. Probing for his attention. Then the whispers came. Impossible gibbering from some far away voice. Inethran had become accustomed to this, and had some success at blocking these maddening rants. But this was different. It grew in intensity, like a far away storm, slowly sweeping over the land of his mind.

Then, as quickly as it had began, it was over. Shaking his thoughts back to reality, Inethran only now realized that the temperature had dropped considerably, and the noise that filled the city had vanished. Looking around revealed that he was now alone. The ocean blue sky had turned to a sickly grey-red, covering the sun with it’s ever darkening accumulation of swirling clouds.
“No” he spoke silently, as a sickening suspicion crept its way into his thoughts. He didn’t know why, but something was telling him to flee the city, and quickly.

Not a second after this thought revealed itself, the ground began to shake. Small, barely noticeable tremors, but enough to know something was about to unfold. Inethran turned and began to sprint towards the city gates. Whatever force this was, he could not face it by himself. As he ran, the city seemed to close in on him. Buildings that seemed to spring into existence barred and blocked his path, forcing him to turn down side alleys and onto unfamiliar roads. He did not look back, but knew he was being perused. Faceless Ones, small chattering void spawns and all manner of void creation. He could hear them, whispering to him, telling him to give up. To accept the inevitability of his demise.

“Up” He heard clearly in his mind. Against his better judgement, he gazed upwards towards the sky once more. Now, the sky had turned nearly black, and was now dotted with shaking, skittering eyes. Eyes scanning the landscape. Immediately, one of the eyes turned its gaze at the lone Ren’dorei.

“I…see…you”

That was all Inethran heard before the city before him crumbled into the ground, massive spires and buildings crumbling into vast nothingness. He slowed to a stop as he reached the edge of the great chasm. A massive monstrosity of a creature began to rise from the black depths. It had no form, just a vast expanse of darkness, it’s outline convulsing and moving unnaturally. It’s wriggling appendages flailing as it rose to tower above the landscape. Inethran had no time to react before the ground opened up below him, and he fell into the blackness, into a gaping maw full of pointed teeth.

Inethran startled from his sleep, his breathing labored, his chest on fire. He sat up and looked around. It was the same sparsely furnished room he had rented the evening prior. The small shards of light poking through the window were indicative of the approaching morning. He remembered the local townspeople were uneasy of him passing through, and even fewer would speak with him. His time in Kul Tiras had taught him he would most likely not find friends among the locals.

Inethran payed for his room and was out of the small village before the sun had risen fully across the horizon. It was real, he thought. The dream. Yes, it was true that he would like to see Silvermoon returned to the Alliance and the Ren’dorei. However, the Void showed all possibilities. Was this what would befall the city if the Alliance claimed it? Was this a vision of his own demise, just set in a place he would be vulnerable? There were so many questions and few precious answers. The Void was dangerous, and he had to keep that in mind, lest he end up trapped in the darkness himself.

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A thing.

I’ll see myself out.

“If I can be truthful, the thing that scares me the most is the Lightforged.” The Draenei shifts around in his chair before bringing his drink up to his lips for a few drawn-out moments.

“I’ve given this some thought, a lot more then I think is healthy, but I have come to the conclusion they terrify me more than any orc or demon can. You see, we Draenei have been living in fear for a very, very long time. First, my people were on the run from the Burning Legion, skipping from planet to planet in search of a new home. Then, after many years in the relative peace of Draenor we learned to fear the orcs, and our fear of the legion was rekindled as we saw how far-reaching their machinations truly were. And then we traveled to Azeroth, we crashed the Exodar, and we found an entire world of new things and old things to fear.” He stays quiet for a minute, eyeing up the contents of his mug.

“But, at the end of it all, even though we lived in fear for all this time, we always remained Draenei. We fought our demons, both figuratively and literally, and even after every war, every conflict, we always wished to return to a time of peace. All this fear, it didn’t change us. The Lightforged scare me, because they gave into their fear. They abandoned what made them Draenei, became living weapons for the Light in all it’s glory. They were so scared they allowed themselves to become zealots.”

He pauses.

“Do you know why their fear scares me? Because when the Lightforged fought against the Legion, they were not only consumed by their fear, but they abandoned it. And when it left them, their fear, they only had zealotry in their hearts. What happens when a weapon runs out of foes? When a zealot no longer has an enemy to hate?”

The Draenei gets a very sober look on his face, despite the strength of his booze.

“They find a new foe.”

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((Well written, Dermos! And to think many of my Lightforged actually have very similar concerns about their fellow Lightforged. They’ve had all this time to self-reflect and just examine everything since no longer having the Legion to fight, after all!))

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Get ready for a big ol’ read. For the sake of people who just want to casually browse, I’m putting this in this little detail thinger so it doesn’t take twenty minutes to scroll past.

Snowstorm in Suramar “Farnois Luneaux, you are charged with treason against Suramar and her people. Lay down any arms you have and come with us.”

Arcane blue eyes connected. One blazed with fiery violet magic, the other icy purple. The thin lips of her former lieutenant spoke the words, sending chills down her spine.

“Not him,” she had said. Or perhaps she had thought it instead.

A flash of blades. Concentrated energy beam swords whistled like angry birds. Disarmed Duskwatch. Maeva utilized magic and swordsmanship alike in their defense, a storm of arcane weaponry.

Lucky hits streaked against her armor. Some drew blood, glittering at her feet like sparks of electricity. One, two, four, five, her body count increased. Her husband protested as each defender of their city fell. He didn’t understand. She had to protect him, even if he wouldn’t even protect himself.

Her prismatic shield stopped a volley of arcane blasts. Another volley made it tremble and vibrate. She carved their throats, stopping the sorcerers’ advance.

Green engulfed her vision. Farnois shouted. Her long ears rang. Everything burned and she was on the ground. Her magic armor sizzled as chaotic energy fought to devour the protective plate.

Emerald eyes came into view. A young nightborne smirked at her wickedly. Felborne scum. Her hand raised to Maeva, mouth contorting in a nameless spell. Another flash.


Maeva gasped for breath. Air pumped between her lips and she felt it escape through holes in her cheeks. Before she could reach up and finger the anomaly, a boney hand gripped her wrist. Her eyes were adjusting to the darkness, only able to make out a vague form lit up by two icy blue lights.

Though her sight was deprived, her ears twisted and perked up as sounds tumbled through the air. It was a cacophony of groans and wails, the warped noises of a torture room.

“Where-” she began. Her voice was strange. It echoed with an unholy mechanical sound. Everything was cold and muted. Her exposed flesh felt nothing, even as she rested on a glacial spike of ice.

“Icecrown,” answered a similar voice. The cloaked figure before her bowed its head in greeting. They were smaller than her, likely another race.

“What’s… wrong… with me?” Maeva demanded, flexing her hands, trying to regain blood circulation. It was as if her entire body had fallen asleep and would not awaken.

“You have been measured and found wanting,” the sullen figure explained helpfully.

“I don’t understand. Where is Icecrown? What did… you do?” She began to shift on the ramp, trying to sit up. Every muscle was sluggish and refused to move properly. Despite wearing nothing but a tunic and simple pants, she felt weighed down as if by armor.

“You stand at the foot of the Frozen Throne. Your business with the realm of the living is not complete. You may defend Azeroth once more,” the dark creature said, assisting her to her feet.

Strangely, her knees did not buckle as she expected. Each bend of the limbs held its shape, every fiber within her skin solidified into slushy ice.

“Azeroth…” she muttered. “Am I dead?”

“No.”

“Was I dead?” she asked.

“Yes.”

The answer shook her. Everything was a blur. Her memories were clouded and foggy, like the center of a snowstorm. She tried to step forward, only to find her knee would not bend in time. She awkwardly began sliding on the frozen floor into splits, hurling herself to her side to save her legs from the pain.

She landed in a thump on an outcropping of ice, jabbing the tiny glacier into her shoulder. The pain was a numb, aching one. It should have been more, yet all she felt was an unnatural excitement sparking to life in her brain. Suffering. Agony. Delicious. Exhilarating.

What was wrong with her?

“Am I undead?” She struggled to recall one of the Outlanders she had met. Undead who called themselves… “Forsaken?”

“The Forsaken are aimless and hold themselves to no standard. You are a knight of the King now,” the hooded man said, skull like face flashing a grin as she stumbled to her feet.

“What king?”

“The Jailor of the Damned. The true Dark Lord of the Dead, the Lich King.”

Even in her muted state, the name still forced a tremor of shock through her. The Outlanders often spoke of a being that commanded the Scourge, an endless army of undead poised to wipe out all life on Azeroth. She had met so many who were touched by his abyssal shadow, and now she was one of them.

“Am I Scourge? What happened to my body? What happened to Suramar?” she asked in rapid succession, the reality of her situation bearing down on her like a wild manasaber. The man in front of her chuckled darkly.

“You are now a death knight of the Ebon Blade. The life you led before is meaningless, you now serve His command, Maeva Luneaux,” he said, beckoning her to follow as he turned away.

A jolt of delightful, mournful pain came crashing down upon her unbeating heart.

“Where is my husband? Did he make it out?”

The other death knight froze. As she listened to the howling groans of other new death knights in the citadel, she feared he would be the bearer of bad news. Instead he let out a growling sigh.

“Forget the life you had. I do not know what happened to your husband, but you will find only sorrow. We do not feel as the living do. Love, compassion, empathy…” he shook his head, saronite hood rattling. “We do not have such luxuries. It makes us more effective. But grief…”

The undead placed a hand to a ring on his hand, stroking it lightly.

“The absence of those emotions strengthens the others. Come, you will bind your first runeblade and then I will introduce you to your instructor.”

“I have been a warrior for ten thousand years. A sorceress for five hundred. I will not require an instruct-” she fumbled on the slick blue floor once more. This time the man caught her by the shoulder.

His bald, waxy face smirked. “You have never been a death knight. All of us are skilled fighters. Undeath, however, is a new experience for each initiate. Our command over the unholy is unlike any magic you have abused.”

A putrid sickly color extended from his fingertips, funnelingunder her skin like a spreading disease. The strange energy flooded through her veins in a cold drizzle. When it throbbed up her neck and into her skull, she felt a sudden increase of power.

She could rip apart an arcane construct with her two hands if she wanted. She could run faster, jump higher, think quicker. She would stop a swinging blade with nothing but her palms. She would crush any paltry living creature for the glory of the Lich King.

A gasp tore from her throat, lifeless air hissing out of her torn cheeks.

“What was that?” she whispered.

“The might of Death,” the man replied, tugging her to a large skull platform with a cool blue fire belching forth from its bowels. There were twelve total, circling around the room, elevated slightly to form some kind of sparring ring in the center. She could not recall entering this room.

“Never do that again,” she demanded anxiously.

“The more you hone your abilities, the harder it will be for another to control you. Consider it encouragement to continue your training.”

She glared at him, finding something intensifying at the back of her vision. A blue mist that drifted out of her eyes stronger with her anger. Just like his.

The man pointed to a table at the far end of the coffin-shaped room. Rusted old weapons rested upon it, along with a line fitted into a number of racks on the wall. As she ran her hand down the selection, she raised a long, slender eyebrow.

“These are not the weapons of legend,” she said skeptically.

“They are historic. These are the weapons of the dead. They belonged to men and women who died on the battlefield. Though their bodies are old and withered, these blades have the hauntings of greatness. Much like their wielders,” he explained, drawing two swords from their sheathes at his sides.

The twin blades were beautiful. An alien black steel formed jagged waves into deadly pointed tips. Starting at the gemmed hilt, she found cruel runes skittered up the middle of the weapons, glowing with spectral blue light. It was a true weapon of a champion of death.

“I will reforge one of these into something like that?” The man nodded at her observation.

“You’re catching on quickly. A runeblade is fundamental to the identity of a death knight. You will be guided by the fragment of the weapon’s former owner. When you reforge it, the runeblade will be charged with its power and consume the souls of those who wield it,” he told her dramatically.

Maeva began sorting through the items. Sure enough, she could now hear a faint echo in each one. The remnants of a battle long ago lost played through her mind.

“I assume that will not be a problem for the likes of us,” she said, then furrowed her brow. “What happens to the soul of the previous owner?”

“It is only a fragment. But yes, that fragment will be consumed,” he said, returning his runeblades to his waist.

“Unfortunate.”

“We do what the living cannot. We cannot afford to be soft, initiate,” he said, shrugging.

Maeva knew that logically and morally she should be outraged, yet she felt a mild curiosity at the idea. If anything, she wanted to feel the exquisite pain of having ones soul devoured, ripped apart and stripped of all identity until it is nothing more than energy to be used by a stronger individual. Her nerves fired off at the thought, pretending almost as if she were still alive and had just thought of something exciting.

It disgusted her how anxious she was to begin. She felt a pull and desire to do that to all of the weapons present. Twist the souls and make them suffer. She clenched her fists.

“Which do I choose?” she asked.

“The weapon will call to you…” he began, just as she picked out a kaldorei captain’s greatsword. It was vaguely familiar, like an ancestor was calling out to her. The sword was elegant and curved, still in finer shape than the majority of the chipped gallery around her.

“…though most will be drawn to weapons of their race,” he finished. “A fine choice.”

A quiet whisper filled her sensitive ears. Shouts of battle, kaldorei sisters leaping from the trees and cutting down a pack of ghouls. The sharp crunch as arrows let fly only to disintegrate. The bone chilling laughter of the Defiler as he vaporized the sentinels on his way to the World Tree.

“Now what?” she asked, drawing herself away from the stolen memories.

“Now you begin the task of reforging the sword into a runeblade,” the death knight insisted. He guided her to the forge, and gestured to the blue flame.
She nodded and thrust the tip of her sword into the ice cold fire. An exciting scream of terror filled her head and her lips curled into a sadistic grin. Sparks of excess soul floated from the searing pit in the form of white embers. She inhaled calmly, closing her eyes to picture the image of the women she’d just obliterated.

The beautiful, purple haired woman stared at her with horrified silver eyes. Maeva wanted to console her, assure her it would be alright. Tell her she would honor her noble memory. But all she could do was take in the glorious intoxicating feeling of making another quiver in fear, and drink in the delicious suffering she caused.


Though it had only been a week, Maeva felt as though her induction in Icecrown Citadel happened a lifetime ago. The dreadful memories she had of the place were burned into her mind, crisp as a newly plucked fruit. But she was different now. Arguably better.

Her instructor warned her of the innate desire to cause pain. It was a pleasure that death knights were granted unlike any other. It made her feel alive and more, but it was addictive. So many had fallen in the past to their instincts, driven mad by a need to murder and torture. Maeva was determined to overcome her hunger. She had dealt with a mana addiction in the past, she could deal with this and remain a protector, not a terrorizer.

She stood on the upper terrace of Suramar, overlooking the menagerie below. The Shal’dorei always loved their zoo. They delighted in gawking at the exotic creatures, staring at them with innocent wonder. They were completely unaware of the monster that stood above them not one hundred yards away.

She had no business with the Shal’dorei themselves. Upon her return to Suramar, she sought out her husband. The archivists and former rebels led her on a wild goose chase, hiding their shame behind riddles upon riddles of false clues and leads.

Farnois Luneaux was exiled following her death. He went with Elisande’s loyalists without a fight, ever the pacifist and idealist. They pushed him out of the city just north of the vineyards, where the former noble would wander away in search of mana to sustain him. That was the last documentation of Farnois Luneaux.

Her tracking through the autumnal forests around Suramar was a waste of time. She hunted through the woods for an entire day before settling upon Shal’aran. The caretakers at the magical tree, the Arcan’dor, were the only useful individuals around. They recalled one of the withered wearing a silver ring with a white flower engraved in it.

The snowlily, a symbol of his house. It was also a rare defect in dusk lilies that left them pale as snow. Shal’dorei considered it great luck for one to grow in their gardens.

That luck failed him, it seemed. He never found the rebels in time, and they rounded him up along with the rest of the withered like cattle. Chances were, he perished as they threw him at the Nighthold like cannon fodder.

Her beloved husband. The smart, kind, and brave soul who sheltered children orphaned by Elisande’s tyranny. He was treated like a wild animal to be slaughtered for the benefit of the rebels and their allies. It repulsed her to even think she held sympathy for them once.

If this was how the people of Suramar treated their heroes, then Maeva would have nothing to do with them. She traveled to the city for only one reason. That reason was likely lying in a rotting mass grave beneath the Nighthold. When she received the closure she needed, she would leave the city behind and never return.

Her icy stare flickered away from the animal pens below. Beyond the violet ramparts would be a telemancy beacon. Nothing was to be gained from pondering on them. The living would continue about their business complacent and apathetic to others. As they were prone to do.

Heavy steps fell upon the fine elven masonry. Despite her distaste for their treatment of a good man, Suramar remained as beautiful as ever. The atrium was a gorgeous weaving of silver and maroon archways. Lanterns and enchanted moonstones shone at their peaks like stars stolen from the heavens.

The assortment of portals on the terminus terrace were explicitly brighter than the ambient lighting of the city. The eternal dusk lighting parted around the various standing portals, each shining with powerful arcane currents. Several citizens were passing in and out, taking with them shipments of shadefruit or returning home from a long day’s work.

The midnight elves gave her no special attention. Maeva put a great deal of effort to hide her corpse-like features with a black hood and wrapped a cloak around the rest of her death knight armor. Fortunately, the lichfire in her eyes was only faintly different to the more violet glow of a living nightborne’s. As far as most of them would know, she was simply a cautious merchant.

The portal she sought was in the center of the terrace. The tear in the fabric of reality stormed around an image of an archway, the entrance into the Nighthold. It saw the least use out of the majority of the portals in the network. Most who took portals about the city were artisans collecting materials or going to the market to sell their goods.

She found passing through the portal did not bring the typical dizzying sensation common to telematics travel. Though she would be happy to credit this reaction to her experience in the arcane field, she knew it was a result of her undeath. She was always discovering new perks for being undead.

As expected, few others resided on the other side. Most nobles sided with Elisande at the time, leaving the decadent house of lazy elite emptied for the most part when the rebellion stormed the palace. The few inhabitants now of the shell pink gates were just two ignorant guards.

They stared deep into one another’s eyes, sparks of violet energy pulsing around them as they passed the time arcfencing, a popular game among the nightborne. Though the sparsely armored duskwatch remained still, an invisible force pushed against both of them. The one to fall over first would lose.

At their feet lay a small number of coins. It seemed gold was once again becoming a more common among the Shal’dorei as they assimilated back into the world. They were taking bets.

Maeva cleared her throat and the two broke off quickly, glancing up sheepishly.

“Passing the time?” she asked, eyebrows raised with irritation. The casual dismissal of their duties would never have stood with her troops.

“Nobody has business in the Nighthold anyways,” the female spellblade muttered. Maeva’s eyes burned with escalated annoyance.

“What she means,” began the clearly more eloquent of the two, “Is that the First Arcanist is away.”

“Your duties end when no one is watching?” she said.

“And what is your duty, pray tell?” the male asked, quickly changing the topic.

“I am here to find my husband,” she told him, crushing his defiance with a frozen gaze.

“Name?” the woman asked, flicking a wrist and summoning a floating piece of parchment.

“Luneaux,” Maeva said, sliding her hands to her hilt. She did not want to subjugate them, but she had to find her husband.

The cantrip buzzed aggressively at the watchers and the man shook his head.

“No Luneauxs, check with the city registry.”

“Of course there are no Luneauxs. Your First Arcanist used the last living Luneaux as cannon fodder two years ago,” she accused. Instantly the duskwatch drew their blades.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, but your tone speaks volumes. You had best be off, my lady,” he demanded.

Maeva was slow to draw her runeblade. The guards posed little threat to her, but were an important means to an end. They had access to the archway beneath the hold. The mausoleum of the withered, now.

“You don’t belong here…” whispered the girl, who immediately shrunk as Maeva faced her, the air growing ice cold.

She did not bother with additional words. Her attack was instant and relentless. A freezing blast stuck the man to the wall of the gatehouse. When the spellblade woman attempted to strike her, she simply grabbed her wrist before the enchanted sword could follow through.

A quick jab from the woman’s left hand forced Maeva to disengage. Drawing her own weapon, she swiped with the glowing edge to keep the woman corralled against the wall. Her companion was heating the ice with fingers of flame.

Parrying another attack, Maeva beared down on the woman suddenly, using the weight of her armor to pin her to the wall.

The spellblade struggled, bringing her knee to Maeva’s stomach. It bounced off her armor harmlessly. With the spellblade’s feeble counter attack failing, she grabbed her opponent’s throat and squeezed. Another pang vibrated off her saronite as the stuck elf tried to gouge her in the back.

An excited murmur left Maeva’s lips as she watched the woman’s squirming and eyes dim at the same time. The feeling of having such power over another’s life and to bring it to an end almost distracted her from the flash of the other guard’s arcane blast. She tried blocking it with her hand. The saronite in her glove protected her from the brunt of the explosion, but it knocked her away from her target.

Both women fell to the ground, one gasping and barely clinging to breath, the other rising from the ground without any sign of faltering. The man was preparing another spell but was quickly caught off guard by her fast recovery. A hilt to his chin caused him to stumble back, where she promptly froze his arm to the wall again. One enemy at a time.

The woman behind her scrambled onto her feet just in time for Maeva to bring her own knee up into her brow with a harsh crack. She flailed onto her rear, looking up at the death knight with horror. A look of dreaded realization peeled across the spellblade’s face and she dove away, using a blink spell to teleport herself down the steps. Heading straight for the portal.

Maeva tried to pursue her, but the man grappled her by the shoulders from behind.

“Keep goi-” he called out before she threw him overhead. As he landed on his side, she rooted his leg, arm, and chest to the ground, hoping this time the pesky duskwatch would stay down.

Her attention turned to the fleeing woman. The spritely thing was already halfway there. As she charged forward, it became increasingly clear that the spellblade’s lack of armor and lighter frame was the victor this time. Once she passed through the portal, she would call for help. Reinforcements would arrive and detain her, preventing any chance she had of finding her husband.

An infuriated shriek howled out of her lungs and she reached helplessly for the escaping elf. Dark purple energy coiled around her, initially deceiving her into thinking the persistent man had sent another spell to assist his ally. Instead, it yanked the spellblade back with a surprised gasp, straight into Maeva’s grip. Another perk had made itself apparent, evidently.

Maeva took advantage instantly, straining her muscles to lift the smaller elf over her head to slam her to the ground, cracking the intricate masonry around them. A sharp groan emitted from the woman below her, who tried to roll away. Something was broken, as she cried out from the attempt, arching her back and writhing in agony.

“Don’t touch her!” shouted the spellblade behind them. Maeva turned to eye him up. His milky blue eyes glittered with the desperation of someone about to lose a friend. Perhaps even more.

She grinned wickedly at him, realizing just how much she craved his terror. It was a delight to discover yet another way to cause pain and sate her lust for it. Without looking, she pointed a free hand at the writhing woman. A dark curse reached for her and she began screaming.

“Stop! What, are you mad?!” he yelled, renewing his effort to shatter the bonds that held him down.

An echoing sound penetrated the air, caused by the sudden restriction of flow to her lungs. The elf beneath Maeva gagged and gasped, gripping her throat. Wordless choking gurgled out of her mouth as she fought for air, saliva dripping down her chin in panic. Maeva smiled at the sight malevolently. It wouldn’t be long before the fire of life faded.

“WHAT DO YOU WANT?!” bellowed the man. “I will do ANYTHING, spare her!”

“Take me below the Nighthold,” Maeva replied coolly. She lifted her runeblade to him and the ice shattered. As he tried to stand she closed the gap between them and held the blade to his chest. “Don’t be a hero.”

“I… wouldn’t… try it,” he growled, glancing at his friend. Maeva uncurled her fingers and the woman’s choking turned into a strained inhale.

“She will not die immediately now. But it is not enough to sustain herself forever. One hour before permanent brain damage,” she said, eyes lighting up. “Three before complete system failure.”

“Then we had best be quick,” he said, clenching his fists in held back anger. For a moment, Maeva worried he might try something. She did not want to kill anyone.

But in fact, she did want to kill them. She wanted to hear him scream as her weapon feasted upon his friend’s soul, only for him to join her. She hated that. She was torn between her instincts and all that she knew to be right.

The man’s features softened in defeat and his shoulders sagged.

“Where to?”

“The catacombs you call the Arcway. Where you so ceremoniously left the bodies of our withered people,” she said, relief flooding into her. Death would not be dealt that day, even if her very being hammered it into her mind every second.

The spellblade nodded slowly, staring at his friend with a distressed frown.

“Tic toc,” Maeva reminded him. “Perhaps you can stall for three hours, but would you risk the one?”

“Curses upon you, demon,” he hissed, pushing past her to stomp towards a side gate.

The accusation stung her deeply. She was anything but a demon. The demons did this to her, indirectly, by killing her with their felborne slave. Warding off the thought, she stepped up behind him while he worked to disable the arcane lock.

With a vibrant hum, the gate swung open and Maeva insisted they continue with an aggressive step forward. Her large black figure provided only one direction for the white haired elf to go. Sparing one final glance at his wheezing friend, he motioned for Maeva to follow.

Follow she did, trailing him with heavy footsteps. His curved ears flexed and twitched with every footfall, ever alert. At least he had some awareness, now that his life was in danger.

They went down a system of stars and paths that hung to the side of the Nighthold. As was prided in elven construction, it was designed beautifully with complex railing and a number of twinkling lamps and plant pots hanging over the edge. The lights reflected in the sea below like a mirror of the night sky.

Their silence broke as the man reached the Arcway entrance. It burrowed deep into the guts of the Nighthold, even connecting to the remnants of the Nightwell itself. When he dispelled the lock, he quickly turned to leave. Maeva planted her heavy arm in the wall next to him.

“I did what you asked, now release Relle!” he demanded.

“We both know that would be a mistake on my part,” Maeva said, shrugging.

“What more do you need?” He asked, throwing his hands up in exasperation.

“You’re coming with me,” she replied, pointing down the black abyss of the tunnel.

“Why?”

“So you don’t warn the others,” she said sharply, grabbing his ear and yanking him after her. He yelped in shock and stumbled down the steps with her.

The darkness swallowed them up with each flight of stairs they descended. Maeva did not mind much, as the faint blue glow from her armor provided enough for her to see. Her captive, however, began to moan about being unable to see. His living senses were not attuned to shadow.

With a sigh, she muttered a spell and the braziers on the sides of the hallway burst to life with a ghostly flame.

“You could have done that any time?” the spellblade asked indignantly.

“Yes.”

“You’ve walked these halls,” he then keenly observed.

“Yes.”

“What happened to you?” he asked with wide eyes.

“It does not matter. When I get what I need, I will leave and you will never see me again,” she said, keeping a firm grip on his arm in case the chatter emboldened him.

“What are you looking for?”

“A victim,” she said.

“You’re here to pay respects to the fallen?” he asked, raising a long brow.

“Does that surprise you?”

“I should have known only love would drive someone to actions this desperate,” he said. The fool had a death wish.

When Maeva did not humor his response, he pushed further.

“What is your name?”

She paused, causing the man to stumble down a few steps. “Why do you care?”

“Because there is a bond among Nightborne. We’re all from this city, shared the same sorrows. I am having trouble figuring out what… happened.”

“I am a knight of the Ebon Blade. That is all there is. The lives we led before were meaningless,” she said.

“I don’t believe that,” he muttered. He was right, naturally. Maeva was here for a reason, after all.

The tight space around the stairs opened into a larger circular area, coiling around a mesh of silver and stone. The hollow emptiness spoke even to Maeva. It was an empty coffin for their beloved Nightwell. Long ago, the life giving arcane energies flowed from below, through the spire up into the rest of the Nighthold.

“What happened,” she stated at the man.

“The First Arcanist believed it was necessary to give up the Nightwell and our addiction to mana in order to become independent,” he said.

Maeva squeezed her grip around her runeblade. The Dusk Lily had not only turned her back on the withered, but also the heritage of the Nightborne. There was nothing left for her in Suramar, which only fed her desire never to return.

“The withered were taken below,” her indentured guide said.

“Stay here,” she muttered, sheathing the greatsword. When the spellblade gave her a look she crossed her arms. “If you don’t you will condemn your woman to death.”

“She’s not my-”

“After surviving a life and death situation together she might be,” Maeva said, shrugging. “If you asked.”

“Did I just get relationship advice from the knight that beat us to near death?” he asked, chuckling in dismay.

Maeva rolled her eyes. “Just stay here. You have almost survived your encounter with a death knight.”

She trudged onward, leaving the spellblade to his make his own decisions. Dust caked the once brown floor before the stairwell to the final chambers. It erupted around her boots as she approached her destination, making her thankful her nose no longer functioned. Or existed.

She did not bother with lighting the hold below. It cascaded across a number of stacked bodies, barely illuminating the outlines of the withered corpses. There were hundreds, if not thousands stacked neatly in tunnels of all directions. With the extinguished well in the center, the cavernous system had been refitted into a tomb for the Shal’dorei’s past.

Mechanical pinging noises resounded up and down the bodies, ringing in her ears like a chorus of bells. Rusted arcane constructs roamed the catacombs, shifting and repositioning corpses. It seemed the Nightborne cared so little for their former brethren that they did not even bury them below the Nighthold themselves.

A construct drew near, clinking and panging in curiosity at her. When she moved to shoo the construct off, it reared up and darted back, realizing the corpse it was about to sort was still alive.

Maeva hissed at the artificial beings and turned to scan through a pile. It would take her days to look through them all, especially with the malfunctioning constructs repositioning them every few minutes. She did not have that time. Nor did Relle.

Closing her eyes, she reached out with her senses. The whispers of the dead greeted her. Grunts and rasps attacked her ears, mixed with the occasional disembodied words of those who still had some brief memory of who they were as they died. Farnois likely did not have any memories left of them. Maeva had enough for them both, at least.

She began walking through the body stacks, listening intensely for a familiar feeling. Something, anything. The haunted moans of the dead were accelerating the deeper she went, stacking with each pile she passed. The chaos soon became an unbearable clash of violet, angry spirits.

Clutching her skull, Maeva dropped to her knees, lights flashing behind her eyelids as she became overwhelmed. She cried out and forced her eyes open, breaking herself out of the trance. The silence that returned was almost just as painful.

Another arcane construct made its way to her, raising and lower its head as it stared at her with its lifeless face.

“GO!” Maeva screamed, waving her arms. The construct jolted back and galloped away.

She dropped to her hands and felt a drizzle of cold creeping up her veins. Her body was reacting to the shock of emotions from the ghosts. She snarled at the weakness, thrashing out at nothing. All she received was a greeting from the ground as she fell face first onto it.

As she lifted her eyes from the dusty cobblestone, she caught sight of a glint in the withered bodies. Someone was wearing jewelry.

Moving on what she assumed to be destiny, she crawled up to the cadavers. As she expected, it was a ring. A snowlily was engraved on in and she quickly grabbed the arm, pulling the body free. A construct dinged angrily, but turned to flee as Maeva unleashed a howling blast of ice in its direction. It was him, and nothing would keep them apart.

“Far,” she whispered, touching his sullen eyes. He was barely recognizable. His muscles had shrunk around his bones, barely covering them in a thin layer of skin. Most of his hair had fallen out and hung sparsely in an unsorted mess from his scalp.

She wanted to cry. She wanted to feel something. All she could do was stare at him with apathy, stroking his face as she had done when they were alive. She was staring at the corpse of her beloved husband and yet all she felt was annoyance at the constructs around them.

What monster felt nothing when staring at the love of their life?

Maeva’s throat vibrated into a growl that grew into a shout. Rage filled her soul. She had to feel something about his death. She had gone through so much just to find him, and now she realized she was too twisted to care.
Her victory, her opportunity to find closure was hollow.

Another construct chittered as it crept up to her. Long spider like arms reached out to snag the body. A flash of enchanted saronite and the appendage split from its body, perfectly cut. Another flash and she sliced it in two.

Other constructs whirred as they turned to watch their brother spark and shatter. Maeva gave them no chance to react. A snowstorm of unholy and frost engulfed the catacomb, accented with the screeching of metal being hewn in half.

When she ascended the steps back up into the empty Nightwell room, she found the spellblade waiting. She remained as cool as before, hiding the meltdown she was enduring with the poised experience of ten thousand years.

“I hope you found what you were l-” his eyes bulged as Maeva drove her runeblade though his exposed abs.

Glittering arcane blood drizzled down her hilt as the runeblade feasted gluttonously on his dispersing soul. He grabbed her wrists and tried weakly to yank the black steel from his flesh. He failed.

“Wh… gggh…” he whimpered, wild eyes flickering to take in as much of the world as they could before being extinguished.

She took her time removing the blade. The sound of wet flesh tearing against its edge sang like the priestesses of Elune to her. When its tip squelched free, the blood slipped off nearly instantly, as if the runeblade itself had consumed it.

His body hit the floor in a thud, releasing an explosion of dust into the air. Maeva stared emptily as his corpse leaked out onto the floor. Tiny rivulets of pleasure throbbed in her darkened mind. Included with the pleasure came a mixture of other emotions too, however.

Faded images of her life with Farnois twinkled in the back of her mind. She was off duty when they first met, hunched over a spellbook she’d been saving up money for for the last few centuries. He had a way with words. No matter how dismissive she was of the spoiled nobleman, he seemed to have some clever reply. Compliments that made her feel special and comfortable around him.

They courted for years while he taught her magic. With their marriage he assured she would become an arcanist. It broke her heart that the occupation led to a denial of her application. Farnois consoled her the entire time. She cried into his arms almost weeks before her death.

She naturally reached up to wipe away a tear. In her brief moment of living memories, she’d forgotten the simple costs of undeath. That she could not cry. Her heart froze once more as the pleasure fogged away. Wind howled from the Nighthold’s exit, inviting her to leave it far behind. She let out a ragged breath before stepping forward.


Flakes of snow formed and drifted around her, settling on her armor and fur lining like glitter. She was once more overlooking the city of Suramar, this time standing on rocky hill at the northern side. Her actions to this point were numb and thoughtless, as if running purely on instinct.

Farnois’ body lay several feet away, worn and beaten from her dragging him out of the city. She did not know why she took him outside, nor did she know exactly why she killed the spellblade and spared the other. Something dark and warped inside was twisting her actions, yanking her aloof thoughts into one of pure obsession. She would be with her husband again.

A grating noise echoed across the deserted woods as she drew her runeblade. The ominous runes banished the night’s darkness with an eerie cyan glow, which intensified as she pointed it at Farnois. There was a delay, a hesitation as the hero still trying to survive in her soul attempted to convince her not to do this. Not to force this existence upon her husband.

Her obsession prevailed, and the light of her greatsword transferred out, bathing the former noble’s body with a pale white mist. A hand grasped out of it, followed by another. Soon the vague form of a humanoid thrashed and flailed in the mist. The translucent figure eventually settled into the vessel, and as the fog dissipated, Farnois arose.

Maeva sheathed her sword, dark eyebrows furrowing in thought.

“Far…?” she asked, unable to hold back. She hurried forward and took hold of the sides of his face.

The withered husk gazed vacantly at nothing, empty blue eyes filled displaying only mindlessness. She murmured something softly and stroked his hair as she did when he was stressed. The ghoul simply drooled and gurgled in a weak attempt at acknowledging its master.

A veil of regret instantly swarmed her. This was not Farnois. Where was the warmth? The wit? Where was the man she felt so safe around?

“I’m sorry,” she whispered. “So sorry…”

She placed a hand to her hilt. Her runeblade was suddenly so heavy. She knew she should release him. Instead she left him go, spinning to channel as spell. A gateway of death and shadow unlocked before her. Echoing from it came the haunted moans of Acherus, the Ebon Hold.

“Come, dear,” she said gently, taking his hand in hers as she guided the lost spouse to his new home. It only hissed and growled in agreement.

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I’m too lazy so I made this website write a story for me which I autofilled most of the options: https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/

Considerate Chonga

A Short Story

by Untitled writer

Chonga looked at the enchanted sausage in her hands and felt shocked.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her deprived surroundings. She had always hated magical Sidney with its different, diced ditches. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel shocked.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather some one . It was the figure of Colonel Sanders. Colonel was an intelligent coward with fragile fingers and squat ankles.

Chonga gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a considerate, remarkable, beer drinker with red fingers and pointy ankles. Her friends saw her as a cautious, curvy carer. Once, she had even brought a splendid old man back from the brink of death.

But not even a considerate person who had once brought a splendid old man back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Colonel had in store today.

The sleet rained like skipping kittens, making Chonga surprised.

As Chonga stepped outside and Colonel came closer, she could see the faffdorking smile on his face.

Colonel glared with all the wrath of 1540 tight-fisted flabby flamingos. He said, in hushed tones, “I hate you and I want revenge.”

Chonga looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the enchanted sausage. “Colonel, I am your mother,” she replied.

They looked at each other with puzzled feelings, like two hard, healthy hamsters partying at a very helpful disco, which had reggae music playing in the background and two arrogant uncles thinking to the beat.

Chonga regarded Colonel’s fragile fingers and squat ankles. “I feel the same way!” revealed Chonga with a delighted grin.

Colonel looked worried, his emotions blushing like a talented, troubled teapot.

Then Colonel came inside for a nice drink of beer.

THE END

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With a climax as well written as this, I fear writers may soon be a thing of the past.

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Re-posting a story about my Forsaken hunter’s pet “hound” I wrote a while back for my guild. :slight_smile:


She was an old spider. Her egg laying days were long behind her. Her children gone off into the world, to find broods of their own. So she spent her days at rest, watching over the hamlet of Deathknell. The Forsaken paid her little mind and in turn, she left them to their own devices. From time to time, some would hunt her fellow arachnids, but they knew to leave her be. A great hunter, she was. Even the wolves and bats knew not to trouble her.

She would watch the Forsaken as they worked. Concocting plagues, fashioning weapons, brooding. So much brooding. But most of all, she would watch them as they raised the dead. The ghostly Val’kyr, exhuming corpses both decades old and those fresh from the blade. Sparking these rotted shells with unlife. The cycle was always the same. They would rise, they would refuse to believe, but would soon either accept their new allegiance or be destroyed.

And so it would go, day by day, for years. The spider would rouse herself from rest, she would hunt for food and she would watch the Forsaken. It was a monotonous existence. Sometimes she would spot the other matriarchs, carrying their eggs upon their back. Regurgitating food for their young. Watching over them as they skittered across the forest floor and made their first webs. It was like seeing her past play out before her, again and again.

She tried not to watch them long. But it was difficult.

When the man was raised, it seemed no different than before; at least at first. The Val’kyr brought him up from the beyond and told him of his new calling. The man stood there and nodded. He walked through the cemetery, looking at the graves. She heard him calling out names.

“Larisse!” He would shout. “Feyoria!” He would wail. She saw him ask the undertakers and the priests. Their answers seemed not to satisfy him. The man would sit in the forest and weep tears of ichor. He was like a child, to her eyes. Lost and confused. Why didn’t he move on, like the others? They would leave this town and never return. Why did he linger?

She crept up to him one night, some sense of curiosity and familiarity overwhelming her. The man was standing by a lake, looking into the water. She chittered at him. “Why do you stay, Forsaken? Why do you act this way?” He could not understand her, she knew this. But her question remained.

The man turned and looked at her. For a moment, his face betrayed nothing. Then it lit up, with an emotion she had not yet seen. Unbridled joy.

“Abe…Abraham!” The man shouted, falling to his knees. “Boy…you’ve…you’ve come back! Did she-the Dark Lady! She brought you back! Oh by the Light, it’s so good to see you! Come here, come here!”

The man embraced her, rubbing her abdomen and lightly scratching her above her thorax. The spider was shocked. Of all the reactions, this was the last she expected. At best, she thought she would be shooed away. At worst, she was prepared to defend herself from attack. But to be enveloped in such a way was entirely unforeseen. “What is Abraham?” she thought. But more than anything, it was familiar. She had not felt such a warmth since she had carried her young. Hundreds of spiderlings clinging to her. She thought she would never feel it again.

“Oh Abe, I’ve looked for Lari and Fey, but they’re not here. I…they may not have been raised. I don’t know. It’s maddening to think of. But now…with you, I’m sure we can find them. We need to go back to Corin’s Crossing. Perhaps we can get some answers there. Come along, boy!”

The man rose to his feet and motioned for her to follow him. But the spider couldn’t move. This was her home, wasn’t it?

The man stopped and stared at her, his eyes wide and worried. “What-what’s wrong boy?” He looked down at his chest, frowning. “I know…I look different. I…I’m having trouble accepting it myself. But I’m still the same Billy, I promise!”

Billy? None of this made sense. Was this Forsaken mad?

The man looked like he was about to break. “Abe…please. I can’t…I can’t do it alone.” He closed his eyes. “I…I already tried to die. Again. Dove into the lake and didn’t come up. But wouldn’t you know it…don’t need to breathe no more.” Shaking his head, he added “Tried to stab a sword through my heart.” He rapped his knuckles over his sternum. “Only to find that there is…well, there’s nothin’ left to stab.”

The spider simply stared at him. The man nodded.

“…I see. I understand, boy. And I don’t blame you.” The man sighed. “Go back to the town. Someone there will take care of you. I…I have to go. There must be some way I can die. Some way to see them again,” he said, smiling weakly. “I’ll miss you, old pal.”

The man turned and began to walk away. As he did so, another figure emerged from the treeline. A living man dressed in tattered white and red robes, gripping a short sword. He looked starved and half-mad; eyes bloodshot and hair covered in dirt. He ran straight for the Forsaken man, screaming curses with spittle.

“Die, fiend!” he roared.

The Forsaken man turned and stopped, smiling at the man, inches away from him. “Gladly.”

The spider was on top of him, then. Sinking her fangs into the stranger’s throat, filling him with venom, even as she tore out his windpipe. The man choked on his own blood, dropping his blade and twitching, before moving no more.

“Abe! Are you hurt?!” The Forsaken shouted, rushing to her and dropping down on one knee. “That was incredibly dangerous! Don’t frighten me like that!”

The spider understood then. She was Abe. Or she was now. This man was different than the others. This “Billy”. She would not watch him die. She would protect her brood. As long as she was able. She squeaked at him, fangs still dripping. The man sighed.

“C’mon. We’d better tell the Deathguard they have Scarlet remnants on their doorstep.” He cautioned. “Then…after, would you like to come with me?”

Abraham chittered, happily. William smiled.

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