Whatever you say, AveliaTalonolTuln 
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A promise from someone in the Black Dragonflight.
Hilarious
Honestly want to see it happen at this point cause the chaos it would cause would be amazingly fun to watch🍿
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The troll you’re responding to believes everyone is a child because he himself imagines himself enjoying himself with said children. There’s no point in attempting to point out this is a fantasy or work of fiction. Next he’ll try to cover his true desires by saying “rock people deserve better. Blizzard should be charged with hate crimes against rock people.”
It’s pretty obvious Xandrendis is projecting because the elf doth protest too much in order to hide what he truly desires; children.
I mean, since the OP is shipping Xandrendis’ primary prey with someone other than himself, Xandrendis would rather Anduin remain his child forever than get together with Wrathion. It’s the old-fashioned “if Xandrendis can’t have Wrathion OR Anduin, no one can” trope.
There’s a reason why Xandrendis is pushing so much to bury this thread.
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Oh absolutely true… There’s been studies that show that those who are the loudest against something in particular, are those who most likely participate or have done so themselves at some point.
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Dang, and here I was thinking people like you and Tuullnn announcing they enjoy minors were the one that enjoyed minors.
Learn something new everyday.
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C’mon, dude. No one’s forcing anyone to ship whatever, but this kind of argument is pretty disingenuous. Wrathion isn’t a baby. Characters have even said he’s roughly equivalent to Anduin. You don’t need to go accusing people of pedophilia just because they ship something you don’t like.
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Add Erisanne they outed that one too in another thread.
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He’s a literal child…
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Yet here you are publicly announcing it. Sorry, deflection is a low IQ argument.
We can’t really ascribe our IRL means of ageing to the WoW universe since we don’t really know how it works for dragons. Wrathion certainly presents himself as a young adult despite his literal years not making sense there.
Also it then begs the question with relationships between other races like say the Draenei or elves who can live 5+ digits…or even dragons and humans. Jaina got her freak on with a certain blue dragon and I can’t even tell you off hand how old he is. Sure, she is “over 18” but somehow I wager their age gap is a hell of a thing…certainly more than the accepted “rule” of half + 7.
That said, I’m glad he’s staying in the Maw and I hope him and Sylvie do the only logical thing and bump their uglies as their own twisted form of therapy, not because I ship them, but simply because I want to watch the roller coaster of rage from their respective fanbases should that happen.
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Dragons can make themselves look however they want. That seriously doesn’t change the fact the kid is 6 years old lol.
That’s it, that was all that needed to be said.
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You and GoreWrought like to make up a lot of conspiracy theories. Do you always make stuff up on a whim like this?
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Then you can make the same argument for Wrathion. For all we know it’s like dog years and they just age faster than “humans”. I’ll still find it gross same as I would thinking of an old senator marrying a 16 year old girl and her having his kids regardless if it was “legal” or not.
I mean this too even ignores that we know Anduin is into Draenei and Dwarf girls anyway. I’m not even sure I remember any mentioning of him showing any particular romantic interest in a male of any kind…but then again, I’m far from the biggest fan of Anduin.
Why do people keep bringing up dogs when they live at most 15-20 years and dragons live for thousands?
Like, you do realize you are going to age faster if you are going to die relatively soon in the grand scheme of things, right?
Yeah, adult girls lol.
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I love the author (whoever it was) for throwing this bone to you people. Genius. Sweet dreams.
so anduin punched a child?? CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY AND CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES >;C!!
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Because it is to illustrate that dogs progress to adulthood faster than humans do. Why can’t dragons? I could be wrong (but am not about to google it), but do we actually know how a dragon goes from a whelp to what we would consider adulthood?
For your argument to work, does that mean an elf is still considered a toddler even at 500 years old? I don’t think you can actually make any kind of aging/lifespan determinations when we also know that magic/mages can extend their lives and basically stop aging…heck even Khadgar is like canonically a young adult who just got aged up. What about undead? What if someone died 364 days into their 17th birthday. Will they then never be legal?
I’m getting a headache now.
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Elves age normally, we already know this. Their lives were extended by the well of eternity.
Dragons are just dragons, they can live for thousands of years naturally.
adult
Pretty sure they would be dead.
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One you don’t know what a whim is. Two I don’t speak to puppets unless they look like this:
So if you want to have a discussion, bring out your main.
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